New Feature in Safari Beta 3

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in General Discussion edited January 2014




Apple knows how much of a pain it is to go through all the steps of deleting internet porn from your Mac. The next release of Safari will include a great new feature to make life just a little easier.



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Comments

  • Reply 1 of 18
    banchobancho Posts: 1,517member
    I would prefer a "consolidate porn"...
  • Reply 2 of 18
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    where is "search for porn" and "remove parental filters" and "hack into this hotmail account"?
  • Reply 3 of 18
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    Tipper Gore strikes again!
  • Reply 4 of 18
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Giaguara

    where is "search for porn" and "remove parental filters" and "hack into this hotmail account"?



    I thought it would say 'export to iPorn' so you can write, direct, add special effects, and produce your own home brewed pornos for brewing on your DVDR drives....
  • Reply 5 of 18
    satchmosatchmo Posts: 2,699member
    If this is a true feature, it will certainly be a welcome one. Not for me...but for many parents.

    And a great marketing tool to sell Macs... "It comes preloaded with Safari...now your whole family can surf safely."
  • Reply 6 of 18
    adpowersadpowers Posts: 188member
    When I read it I assumed it would clean up your browser and cache after you _have_ been surfing pr0n. I didn't think it would be something to stop you from downloading pr0n. Of course, I don't think this matters if you have your own account on your computer (unless you are not an admin, but even then it still might not matter).
  • Reply 7 of 18
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    maybe it comes with "Training Mode" like Mail's Junk Filter.
  • Reply 8 of 18
    xoolxool Posts: 2,460member
    What about an iPr0n Sherlock Channel?
  • Reply 9 of 18
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by satchmo

    If this is a true feature, it will certainly be a welcome one. Not for me...but for many parents.



    folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.
  • Reply 10 of 18
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    It is an obvious joke. However, the lack of a cursor means nothing. Grab.app's default screenshot mode is to remove the cursor.



    Barto
  • Reply 11 of 18
    junkyard dawgjunkyard dawg Posts: 2,801member
    I'd prefer some features like these:



    Family values mode (on/off)

    Get Free Porn

    Export to iPorn

    Enable Powermac Glory Hole (currently in self-cleaning mode)
  • Reply 12 of 18
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by thuh Freak

    folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.



    We're not idiots
  • Reply 13 of 18
    Or do this. Click a menu, put cursor well out of the way and then press the down-arrow key...
  • Reply 14 of 18
    dogcowdogcow Posts: 713member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Barto

    It is an obvious joke. However, the lack of a cursor means nothing. Grab.app's default screenshot mode is to remove the cursor.



    Barto




    Barto is right. Grab's default is to hide the cursor, which is what happened here.
  • Reply 15 of 18
    keyboardf12keyboardf12 Posts: 1,379member
    Quote:

    Tipper Gore strikes again



    Her, or Ashcroft. Or Ralph Reed. Or Falwell. Or the Kansas State Education Board. (Or since this does not seem to be gambling realted, Bennet) Or........
  • Reply 16 of 18
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Quote:

    "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation, we must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland."

    --Adolf Hitler



    Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.
  • Reply 17 of 18
    ast3r3xast3r3x Posts: 5,012member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by curiousuburb

    maybe it comes with "Training Mode" like Mail's Junk Filter.



    haha, you'd like that wouldn't you
  • Reply 18 of 18
    junkyard dawgjunkyard dawg Posts: 2,801member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by der Kopf

    Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.







    Stayin' up until our defacto president get's his (dumb)ass handed to him on a silver platter in '04.



    If that doesn't happen I'm considering a move to Canada. Vancouver is pretty nice and it's close to Seattle, so I'd still be able to visit the Fatherland, erm, homeland often.



    I've also got a nice, but rather long, quote from Adolf where he describes how much of a "threat" Poland is to Germany, and how Germany must eradicate this "threat" before something really bad happens. I'll leave it to the reader to make the analogy between Poland and ****.
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