Apple knows how much of a pain it is to go through all the steps of deleting internet porn from your Mac. The next release of Safari will include a great new feature to make life just a little easier.
where is "search for porn" and "remove parental filters" and "hack into this hotmail account"?
I thought it would say 'export to iPorn' so you can write, direct, add special effects, and produce your own home brewed pornos for brewing on your DVDR drives....
When I read it I assumed it would clean up your browser and cache after you _have_ been surfing pr0n. I didn't think it would be something to stop you from downloading pr0n. Of course, I don't think this matters if you have your own account on your computer (unless you are not an admin, but even then it still might not matter).
If this is a true feature, it will certainly be a welcome one. Not for me...but for many parents.
folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.
folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.
Her, or Ashcroft. Or Ralph Reed. Or Falwell. Or the Kansas State Education Board. (Or since this does not seem to be gambling realted, Bennet) Or........
"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation, we must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland."
--Adolf Hitler
Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.
Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.
Stayin' up until our defacto president get's his (dumb)ass handed to him on a silver platter in '04.
If that doesn't happen I'm considering a move to Canada. Vancouver is pretty nice and it's close to Seattle, so I'd still be able to visit the Fatherland, erm, homeland often.
I've also got a nice, but rather long, quote from Adolf where he describes how much of a "threat" Poland is to Germany, and how Germany must eradicate this "threat" before something really bad happens. I'll leave it to the reader to make the analogy between Poland and ****.
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Originally posted by Giaguara
where is "search for porn" and "remove parental filters" and "hack into this hotmail account"?
I thought it would say 'export to iPorn' so you can write, direct, add special effects, and produce your own home brewed pornos for brewing on your DVDR drives....
And a great marketing tool to sell Macs... "It comes preloaded with Safari...now your whole family can surf safely."
Originally posted by satchmo
If this is a true feature, it will certainly be a welcome one. Not for me...but for many parents.
folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.
Barto
Family values mode (on/off)
Get Free Porn
Export to iPorn
Enable Powermac Glory Hole (currently in self-cleaning mode)
Originally posted by thuh Freak
folks, it's a joke. not only should the hilariousness of the idea tip you, but the fact that no cursor is seen, despite the menu item being hilited. that implies (to me atleast), that Dogcow, or whomever made the pic, opened up the nib in InterfaceBuilder and added the menu item.
We're not idiots
Originally posted by Barto
It is an obvious joke. However, the lack of a cursor means nothing. Grab.app's default screenshot mode is to remove the cursor.
Barto
Barto is right. Grab's default is to hide the cursor, which is what happened here.
Tipper Gore strikes again
Her, or Ashcroft. Or Ralph Reed. Or Falwell. Or the Kansas State Education Board. (Or since this does not seem to be gambling realted, Bennet) Or........
"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation, we must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland."
--Adolf Hitler
Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.
Originally posted by curiousuburb
maybe it comes with "Training Mode" like Mail's Junk Filter.
haha, you'd like that wouldn't you
Originally posted by der Kopf
Junkyard Dawg, that is a rather daring protest quote. Somehow, I think it does brings its point across rather well.
Stayin' up until our defacto president get's his (dumb)ass handed to him on a silver platter in '04.
If that doesn't happen I'm considering a move to Canada. Vancouver is pretty nice and it's close to Seattle, so I'd still be able to visit the Fatherland, erm, homeland often.
I've also got a nice, but rather long, quote from Adolf where he describes how much of a "threat" Poland is to Germany, and how Germany must eradicate this "threat" before something really bad happens. I'll leave it to the reader to make the analogy between Poland and ****.