Belgian elections... ugh

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
So I went out and voted for the green party this morning. They had been in our government for the past 4 years (together with socialists and liberals (read: centrum rightwing). I didn't go for socialists because they teamed up with a 'flamingant' party (them only wanting to split up Belgium in Flanders and Wallonia). So now, it appears that our greens will go from having ministers in the government to having NOT EVEN ONE ****ING SEAT in either the parliament or the senate. I cannot believe it! This has never happened What is this world coming to? You can bet your ass my dumb-ass compatriots have given the extreme-right another percent or so extra.

Of course, I AM a bit consoled by the fact that the socialists gained, not sure yet, but about 10 percent, becoming from the seventh party nationally (remember this country is mirrored: we have two socialist parties -flanders/wallonia-, two liberal parties, two green parties, two christian democrat parties, ...) to the second (or even the first, we're still waiting for a full count). So we'll have a good mouthful of left in our government for some years to come, but no ****ing green.

I guess it's time Belgium starts ordering those asthma pumps again, and a couple million chainsaws to cut down the three to four trees green left around here. This country already has the most concentrated highway network in the world, but there'll always be room for some more. Oh, and don't forget, we DO light our freaking highways ALL NIGHT LONG! You'll never loose your way in Belgium. Looking at the nightmarish times ahead for this country, I'm starting to wonder how you leftists and green blokes survive in present day US (and I think I have it bad).



't Is a sad day for this world.

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  • Reply 1 of 12
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    i thought you guys had a king or something....



  • Reply 2 of 12
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    European nations like kings and democracies. I can't blame them.



    Kings are cool.
  • Reply 3 of 12
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Hail to the king, baby.
  • Reply 4 of 12
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Kickaha

    Hail to the king, baby.



    I hear they have lots of " Queens " in America ?
  • Reply 5 of 12
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Der Kopf,

    My solution as always...come to Oz....were happy to switch off the lights for you...



    Seriously though, we have stacks of Greens, better than the stupid Democrats ( centrists ), Liberals (right) & labor (left ) parties..who love nothing more than talking populist swill in between stuffing their mouths with more shit..

    Belgium is going down the same demographic path of perdition as is the rest of Europe...mainly conservative, because of the aging population. Older people tend to vote right..so it is going to be a very long dark tunnel for anyone left of centre...

    Anders will spit venom..

    but the reality is that older people do vote for what they see as conservative & safety related political positions. More police, more pensions, tougher migrant & refugee controls etc etc.

    It is a world wide phenomena, but at least the Greens in Oz are making a go of woeing these types of older voters.

    So come on over....There is plenty of room yet....

  • Reply 6 of 12
    Quote:

    You can bet your ass my dumb-ass compatriots have given the extreme-right another percent or so extra.



    It is cause of that beauty queen chick. All of your countrymen are morons and think she is going come over and play with their own personal Vlaams blocs if you know what I mean. And so there you have it, Voila! Muchos mas Extremism.



    Btw, if I use Voila in a sentence about Flemish nationalist is that like irony or something?



    Quote:

    This country already has the most concentrated highway network in the world, but there'll always be room for some more. Oh, and don't forget, we DO light our freaking highways ALL NIGHT LONG!



    That is seriously ****in stupid. What a waste of money and electricity all for the sake of some stupid lights. Lights aint needed, thats what the headlights is for. I abhor your nation's contribution to our planet's rampant light pollution and I must shame you for such behavior. Shame!



    Quote:

    I'm starting to wonder how you leftists and green blokes survive in present day US (and I think I have it bad).



    There are leftists and greens in the US? Perhaps they are out there somewhere. We haven't had one of either kind in the honky home in over 50 years.



    Quote:

    't Is a sad day for this world.



    Somehow I think most of the world will go on being none the wiser about how sad they should be on account of the travesty that just took place in Belgium. As devastating as this is to the world, we will perservere in spite of our setbacks in Belgium.



    Quote:

    Kings are cool.



    You would not be nearly so fond of them right now if Webber had not blown out his knee.



    Quote:

    I hear they have lots of " Queens " in America



    Kings from Queens from Queens come Kings

    We're raisin hell like a class when the lunchbell rings

    The king will be praised, and hell will be raised

    S-s-s-suckers try to faze him but D won't be fazed

    So what's your name? D.M.C.! The King is me!

    Your High-ness, or His Majesty!

    Now you can debate, c-c-c-concentrate

    But you can't imitate D.M.C. the Great!



    Dissin all devils, causin havoc in HELL

    At a very high level base and treble shall YELL

    Heard in the heavens are the sounds supreme

    So clear to the ear it is sometimes seen

    So loud like a cloud with thunder and LIGHTNING

    So proud to the crowd it is somewhat FRIGHTENING

    No calm in the storm like a beast unleashed

    There's no stoppin cause the rockin cannot cease; BREAK!



    [Run]

    You see it's harder than hard, not one bit soft

    Courageous and contagious so you better break North

    Not a cold, on a roll, did you hear me cough?

    Just listen while I'm dissin cause you're pissin me off

    Cold bedding is spreading all across your face

    You can't take when I break and if that's the case

    I'll go on, and on, and kick the bass

    So back up off the cup while I take my taste



    [D.M.C.]

    It's highly appraised when the hell is raised

    So demanding and commanding that you all stand dazed

    The unbelieving receiving prophecy so true

    I cut the head off the Devil and I throw it at you

    My mighty mic control, already brought his soul

    The rock king is so bold when he rocks and roll

    A black hat is my crown, symbolizin the sound

    Signifyin, we won't play around; BUST IT!



    [Run]

    Rappin and climbin beat-makin every day

    No synthesizer sound, so silence when I say

    I am great, get it straight, cause that's my fate

    My name is Run I'm number one, that's how I rate

    He's in the place with the bass, and style and grace

    His name is J he's here to play, and win this race

    He's off the wall, on the ball, his name is D

    Kind of tall yes y'all, he's down with me



    [D.M.C.]

    From the mountain valley to the deep blue sea

    The word is heard as told by D

    I don't sing I bring, much delight

    Like a star shinin bright in the darkest night

    If you are cold, I'll bring you heat

    Like I brought the whole world my funky beat

    Mysterious and serious I ain't no joke

    Fire from the depths of hell AND YOU CAN SMELL THE SMOKE!



    [Run]

    Kickin and tickin while you're havin a ball

    Like chicken finger lickin I'll be vickin you all

    So do the bird, have you heard, did they give you a call

    Just me and D.M.C., cold shakin the walls



    [D.M.C.]

    There's no fearin when hearin sound of this kind

    Across the land every man is goin out of his mind

    On the face of the earth spreadin like disease

    Contaminating infiltrating like a horde of bees



    [Run-D.M.C.]

    Lord of lyrics, duke of discussion

    Ruler of rock, your king at cold-crushin

    Puller of people - controller of crowds

    Lingering lyrics all lasting and loud



    [Run]

    Left y'all, ah to the left y'all

    because I rock upon the mike real def y'all



    [D.M.C.]

    And to the right y'all, ah to the right y'all

    because I rock upon the mike all night y'all



    [Run]

    You see, I..



    [D.M.C.]

    .. want respect, if I'm correct

    They're all like a ball that I have checked

    And the shots they take have no effect

    The pope try to dope but he broke his neck

    Cause I rock harder, and I get farther

    You wanna battle D hey please don't bother

    To waste your time, messin with my rhyme

    The only kick you get out of is in the behind!
  • Reply 7 of 12
    enaena Posts: 667member
    Dammit ALL!





    THOSE DAMN BELGIAN ELECTIONS, IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT BURNS MY BACON IS A BUNCH OF NO GOO.......





    .....wait a second, I don't know anything about the Belgian elections.





    *smacks forehead and leaves thread*
  • Reply 8 of 12
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

    It is cause of that beauty queen chick. All of your countrymen are morons and think she is going come over and play with their own personal Vlaams blocs if you know what I mean. And so there you have it, Voila! Muchos mas Extremism.



    Btw, if I use Voila in a sentence about Flemish nationalist is that like irony or something?





    That is seriously ****in stupid. What a waste of money and electricity all for the sake of some stupid lights. Lights aint needed, thats what the headlights is for. I abhor your nation's contribution to our planet's rampant light pollution and I must shame you for such behavior. Shame!



    There are leftists and greens in the US? Perhaps they are out there somewhere. We haven't had one of either kind in the honky home in over 50 years.




    That's exactly what I mean. How hard is it to see the moneygrubbing old boys eating up the nation's resources without looking back.

    In any case, it is refreshing to see a foreigner, any foreigner, so knowledgeable on the topic of my sour-sweet home country. The beauty queen indeed, miss peroxide stupid, you wouldn't believe it (although, you're american... )



    Quote:

    Somehow I think most of the world will go on being none the wiser about how sad they should be on account of the travesty that just took place in Belgium. As devastating as this is to the world, we will perservere in spite of our setbacks in Belgium.



    .
  • Reply 9 of 12
    Run DMC represent..represent
  • Reply 10 of 12
    The problem is that the green party backers here in the US (save Nader) are a bunch of twits who can no better lead the populace than they can lead a cop to their pot farms. I have no problems with the pot farmers the pot delivery system, but I do mind when they think their ideas on governance amount to sheet.
  • Reply 11 of 12
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    What is this Belgium you speak of?
  • Reply 12 of 12
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Outsider

    What is this Belgium you speak of?





    From the link:



    Quote:

    Cartoon boy Belgium-supremicist Tin Tin has taught European children to feel inadequate for not being adventurous, globetrotting Belgians for almost three quarters of a century. Tin Tin's first adventure? Why, visiting the Soviet Union of course (Kuifje in de Sovjetunie, 1929).



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