Whoa ! Who dropped the Whopper ?

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Ok your sitting in the car with Mom & Dad or Kids / friends etc just gazing out of the window....when suddenly it hits you like a tidal wave of stink..Pheww !



Someone has dropped the " Mother of all Farts..& everyone ( including the dog ) start desperately scratching at the windows, making gasping sounds like goldfish out of water !



Too late the Phantom Farter has hit again...



So fess up.. Do you :



Own up with a cheezy grin ?



Do you point the finger at the dog ?



Blame a passing terrorist outfit ?







Do you specialize in fart ambushes.

( Silent delivery ..but with deadly effect )



Or do you come in loud & strong ?

( Shock & Awe tactics )







And is it a myth that men fart more than women ?



Baaaaarrrooooooompphhhhh...Prrrert..ptweeeeet.



That's better...

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    Kind of like when Fireside Chat was killed and all the trolls came back to AO...



    PS It's nice to see that you're not reinforcing any negative stereotypes of Australians
  • Reply 2 of 14
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    <- in case you thought I was being unfriendly
  • Reply 3 of 14
    jwri004jwri004 Posts: 626member
    Australians, don't start me on Australians...



    That this is the level of conversation, I think QED
  • Reply 4 of 14
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by jwri004

    Australians, don't start me on Australians...



    That this is the level of conversation, I think QED




    Nah New zealanders love Oz.

    Thats why so many of them are here....

    on the dole maybe..but still here..



    Ps how the Rugge all blarks goin.

    Sex-cess-fool?
  • Reply 5 of 14
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    aquafire=too much on hands
  • Reply 6 of 14
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by burningwheel

    aquafire=too much on hands



    Aquafire means Whiskey.....never enough in hands...
  • Reply 7 of 14
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    My sister and I were on a small plane once. You know the kind where the window seat is also aisle seat. We're 99.9% sure someone crapped their pants. Adult sized dump + small small plane == horror. The pilots couldn't cycle the air fast enough. I had my fresh air vert wide open but couldn't get my nose down to it (the vents where "down" in this small plane). My sister was trying to breath the air from her 20 ounce diet coke bottle. It was bad. Never knew who did it.
  • Reply 8 of 14
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Whoa ! Who dropped the Whopper ?



    I thought that was a 'Hungry Jack' in your neck of the woods....I've not been in Oz for a while though....
  • Reply 9 of 14
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by 709

    [B]Whoa ! Who dropped the Whopper ?



    I think you'd feel right at home in Oz.

    Yes your memory serves you correctly, we have Hungry Jacks, and MacDonalds & KFC...Wendy's etc

    WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.

    Mind you plenty of americans who see it become addicts...

    But hey I can understand.



  • Reply 10 of 14
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire

    WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.



    You're pretty good at cricket too.
  • Reply 11 of 14
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bunge

    You're pretty good at cricket too.



    i love cricket. wait, love isn't good enough i luurve it! (woody allen)

    i just wish it had a regular outlet in america where you could see those real long matches. i can get it payper view but it usually 80 bucks for the whole week's match.
  • Reply 12 of 14
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire

    I think you'd feel right at home in Oz



    Yes, I did. Thanks for the invite.



    Quote:

    WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.



    I played...in Brisbane. Local stuff. Got my ass kicked. Everybody was after me because I was a Yankee . Good Times?.
  • Reply 13 of 14
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Cricket is cool. I was in India for a month, just as the World Cup Cricket was happening. Man, the whole country shut down for hours at a time, it was great. After a month, I was hooked. It didn't really take that long, but after a month I was going through withdrawl.
  • Reply 14 of 14
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    I'm sad...\

    I must have missed out on the " I love cricket " genes line.



    Agree that in some places cricket is a veritable nation stopper....But sadly..it puts me to sleep....



    Give me baseball anyday...



    Hey just had a thought..maybe one of you guys in the USA stole my " I love cricket " genes & swapped them over for baseball.



    As for playing football in Brisbane 709..sounds like you might have played rugby...



    Not real Aussie rules football.....Ps their is plenty of Aussie rules football teams playing in USA...Carn the Crows..

    So the word is spreading.



    I don't wanna post which is the greatest football code of

    all,

    because just by sheer yankee numbers I'd get a licking for suggesting Aussie Rules Football reigns supreme.



    Maybe we should have a post....



    Is football a religion...?
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