Whoa ! Who dropped the Whopper ?
Ok your sitting in the car with Mom & Dad or Kids / friends etc just gazing out of the window....when suddenly it hits you like a tidal wave of stink..Pheww !
Someone has dropped the " Mother of all Farts..& everyone ( including the dog ) start desperately scratching at the windows, making gasping sounds like goldfish out of water !
Too late the Phantom Farter has hit again...
So fess up.. Do you :
Own up with a cheezy grin ?
Do you point the finger at the dog ?
Blame a passing terrorist outfit ?
Do you specialize in fart ambushes.
( Silent delivery ..but with deadly effect )
Or do you come in loud & strong ?
( Shock & Awe tactics )
And is it a myth that men fart more than women ?
Baaaaarrrooooooompphhhhh...Prrrert..ptweeeeet.
That's better...
Someone has dropped the " Mother of all Farts..& everyone ( including the dog ) start desperately scratching at the windows, making gasping sounds like goldfish out of water !
Too late the Phantom Farter has hit again...
So fess up.. Do you :
Own up with a cheezy grin ?
Do you point the finger at the dog ?
Blame a passing terrorist outfit ?
Do you specialize in fart ambushes.
( Silent delivery ..but with deadly effect )
Or do you come in loud & strong ?
( Shock & Awe tactics )
And is it a myth that men fart more than women ?
Baaaaarrrooooooompphhhhh...Prrrert..ptweeeeet.
That's better...
Comments
PS It's nice to see that you're not reinforcing any negative stereotypes of Australians
That this is the level of conversation, I think QED
Originally posted by jwri004
Australians, don't start me on Australians...
That this is the level of conversation, I think QED
Nah New zealanders love Oz.
Thats why so many of them are here....
on the dole maybe..but still here..
Ps how the Rugge all blarks goin.
Sex-cess-fool?
Originally posted by burningwheel
aquafire=too much on hands
Aquafire means Whiskey.....never enough in hands...
I thought that was a 'Hungry Jack' in your neck of the woods....I've not been in Oz for a while though....
[B]Whoa ! Who dropped the Whopper ?
I think you'd feel right at home in Oz.
Yes your memory serves you correctly, we have Hungry Jacks, and MacDonalds & KFC...Wendy's etc
WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.
Mind you plenty of americans who see it become addicts...
But hey I can understand.
Originally posted by aquafire
WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.
You're pretty good at cricket too.
Originally posted by bunge
You're pretty good at cricket too.
i love cricket. wait, love isn't good enough i luurve it! (woody allen)
i just wish it had a regular outlet in america where you could see those real long matches. i can get it payper view but it usually 80 bucks for the whole week's match.
Originally posted by aquafire
I think you'd feel right at home in Oz
Yes, I did. Thanks for the invite.
WE have everything you'd want to fit right in,plus some extras like the greatest football code in the world....but then if you've never seen "Aussie Rules football " you wouldn't know what your missing.
I played...in Brisbane. Local stuff. Got my ass kicked. Everybody was after me because I was a Yankee . Good Times?.
I must have missed out on the " I love cricket " genes line.
Agree that in some places cricket is a veritable nation stopper....But sadly..it puts me to sleep....
Give me baseball anyday...
Hey just had a thought..maybe one of you guys in the USA stole my " I love cricket " genes & swapped them over for baseball.
As for playing football in Brisbane 709..sounds like you might have played rugby...
Not real Aussie rules football.....Ps their is plenty of Aussie rules football teams playing in USA...Carn the Crows..
So the word is spreading.
I don't wanna post which is the greatest football code of
all,
because just by sheer yankee numbers I'd get a licking for suggesting Aussie Rules Football reigns supreme.
Maybe we should have a post....
Is football a religion...?