No Internet!!!??? What do you do?

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Okay, I think most of us can agree that the internet is one of the most significant media outlets, changing how work, communication and play occurs on a daily basis. What would you be doing right now without the internet.

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  • Reply 1 of 18
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by LiquidR

    Okay, I think most of us can agree that the internet is one of the most significant media outlets, changing how work, communication and play occurs on a daily basis. What would you be doing right now without the internet.



    Hunting for buffaloes in a skin-tight cowleathern outfit.
  • Reply 2 of 18
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by der Kopf

    Hunting for buffaloes in a skin-tight cowleathern outfit.



    The mental picture is disturbing.
  • Reply 3 of 18
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    The mental picture is disturbing.



    Yeah A very overweight Belgiumese in Congo shorts trying to look regal like Albert Schwitzer..but in cowboy drag....

    Scarry indeed...
  • Reply 4 of 18
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by LiquidR

    What would you be doing right now without the internet.



    Staring mindlessly at my computer screen, fondling the scroll wheel of my mouse.



    Basically, the same thing.
  • Reply 5 of 18
    liquidrliquidr Posts: 884member
    Quote:

    Yeah A very overweight Belgiumese in Congo shorts trying to look regal like Albert Schwitzer..but in cowboy drag....

    Scarry indeed...



    by aquafire



    Mightt be funny with the right commentary, but in America if you put it on video you can sell anything.
  • Reply 6 of 18
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I'd be forced to get cable TV and watch it all the time.
  • Reply 7 of 18
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Get work done.
  • Reply 8 of 18
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    i think most of us don't live on the computer all the time (most of us). so, surely we could do any number of things we do when we're not on the computer. for me, that'd probably be smoking, drinking or fvcking (puting it like that reminds me of a line from Dazed and Confused, "I came here to drink some beer, and kick some ass. And it looks like we're all out of beer," in my head though i replaced 'kick' with 'get').



    on the other hand, had we never had the internet, that might be a different story. well, then again maybe not. i'm sure my life wouldn't be quite the same and all, but when it comes down to it: smoking, drinking and fvcking are all a lot of fun, and were also fun long before Al Gore. i might not have the same friends, or hang out with the same people; but i'm pretty sure that i'd be doing pretty much the same thing. i got into each of these activities independant of the internet. my job would probably be about the same (i haxd b4 i new aboot th' inanet), maybe i'd be at some other company or sumthin.
  • Reply 9 of 18
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Funny! My power went out 2 days ago (transformer in my backyard blew) so I had no internet. However my neighbors across the street still had power and an unencrytped wireless netowrk.



    8)
  • Reply 10 of 18
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    be a few thousand miles from here and at least 8 feet underground.
  • Reply 11 of 18
    ast3r3xast3r3x Posts: 5,012member
    i'd be alot stupider
  • Reply 12 of 18
    keyboardf12keyboardf12 Posts: 1,379member
    maybe ride this:





    a bike
  • Reply 13 of 18
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Oooh! I thought of something else. I'd start reading those "book" things. I've always thought that'd be neat.
  • Reply 14 of 18
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by CosmoNut

    Oooh! I thought of something else. I'd start reading those "book" things. I've always thought that'd be neat.



    That's kinda like pr0n ain't it? Only made outta paper?
  • Reply 15 of 18
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by der Kopf

    Hunting for buffaloes in a skin-tight cowleathern outfit.



    with Ted Nugent?
  • Reply 16 of 18
    kraig911kraig911 Posts: 912member
    invest in some mags with pretty girls and some lubriderm I guess...
  • Reply 17 of 18
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Sitting here trying to figure out why AI won't load...?
  • Reply 18 of 18
    I try not to put myself in that kind of situation.
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