Hilarious Wedding Revenge Story

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
A friend just emailed me this & I just had to pass it on.

Enjoy!



A Master Card Moment



This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.



He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception..



As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.



He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.



After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".



Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."



He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.



While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.



His revenge -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.



This guy ha s balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?



Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

friends.......................................$32, 000.



Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion.......................................$3, 000.



Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

Maui...........................................$8, 500.



The look on everyone's face when they see the

8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man

..........................................Priceles s.



There are some things money can't buy, f or everything

else there's...



MASTERCARD

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 9
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    Funny, but unfortunately not true
  • Reply 2 of 9
    I love urban legends!!!
  • Reply 3 of 9
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Willoughby

    Funny, but unfortunately not true



    But Jay Leno mentioned it
  • Reply 4 of 9
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    But Jay Leno mentioned it



    what the hell does he care...
  • Reply 5 of 9
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by mello

    This guy ha s balls the size of church bells.



    Pricks don´t have balls



    Quote:

    Originally posted by mello

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?



    Ahh. I always wondered where taht came from. Not having a TV and living in Mastercard-No-No land makes you somewhat cultural isolated.
  • Reply 6 of 9
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    ...



    Ahh. I always wondered where taht came from. Not having a TV and living in Mastercard-No-No land makes you somewhat cultural isolated.






    Yea it's like that Sienfled where that guy didn't have a TeeVee. Remember that one? That was funny.
  • Reply 7 of 9
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    But Jay Leno mentioned it



    what' the fvck does he know? he's an arrogant moron, though i still watch the bastard oscassionally, not sure why



    i wish this story was true, it's pretty funny
  • Reply 8 of 9
    mggmgg Posts: 124member
    Hey, even if it's not fully true it's still a pretty cool story.
  • Reply 9 of 9
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by MGG

    Hey, even if it's not fully true it's still a pretty cool story.



    Similar story, except the best-man stands up and tells everyone to look under their chair for a special gift..

    Under each chair is an envelope, and inside the envelope is a photo of the bride banging someone other than the groom...

    end of story....
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