Evidence that Apple is Evil

rogue master · July 15, 2003 9:02AM

I'm sure this has been hashed out before, but I thought Apple lovers and haters alike would get a kick rereading the crap spewed here . Those of you who haven't read it before should find it to be a fun read.

On a more curious note, if any of you are creationists, what do you think of it?

superkarate monkeydeathcar · July 15, 2003 9:12AM

oh jeez.....here we go.......

macusers · July 15, 2003 9:16AM

is this real or a joke?

running with scissors · July 15, 2003 9:18AM

old news.

macusers · July 15, 2003 9:22AM

it is just plain stupid

shetline · July 15, 2003 9:28AM

The only evidence I need that Apple is evil is that my G5 isn't here yet. Damn them! They haves the precious! I wants the precious!

thuh freak · July 15, 2003 9:48AM

it is a joke, and it has been discussed here a long time ago.

powerdoc · July 15, 2003 9:50AM

Dr Paley is a friggin idiot, that's all i have to say, when i see such a web page.

curiousuburb · July 15, 2003 9:52AM

and they didn't even mention that the original Apple I sold for $666.66

dual867 · July 15, 2003 11:26AM

This is almost as bizarre.

-Dual867

curiousuburb · July 15, 2003 11:41AM

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Originally posted by Dual867

This is almost as bizarre.

-Dual867

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Mini-KitKat bars work well for hiding personalized Bible tracts since they have an outer label that can be removed, written on, and reattached with ease.

breaking the package on Halloween treats to include your little surprise.

parents _love_ worrying about razor blades in candied apples, don't they

why not get them really freaked out tampering with the candy too!

tell us again, who the problem is

burningwheel · July 15, 2003 11:51AM

i'm spacing. i didn't really read the article

curiousuburb · July 15, 2003 12:02PM

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Originally posted by burningwheel

General Discussion maybe i should become a mod

how is this "Industry trends"?

moogs · July 15, 2003 6:44PM

The people who buy into this shit

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Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism

should not be allowed to reproduce. Complete...fuking...idiots.

moogs · July 15, 2003 6:57PM

Oh it's no joke.. looky looky

http://objective.jesussave.us/dinosaurs.html

aquafire · July 15, 2003 7:29PM

Thankyou. Moogs,

I needed something to get me going this morning...

Bloody hilarious.....

Next he'll want all cars in the USA to go from being "Left-hand-drive " ( We all know that anything "LEFT " is equated with sinister-Devil hand ), to right hand drive..

..errm....that's Nazi...

Oh shit..never mind..

just drive in the centre of the road

shetline · July 15, 2003 7:38PM

You people do realize that objective.jesussave.us is a parody site, don't you?

Oh, it's sometimes a bit too scarily realistic for its own good -- but maybe that's because the real thing is to scarily like a parody of itself.

But once you've seen Lambuel and the Christian underwear, it's hard to keep taking this stuff seriously.

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

http://www.cafeshops.com/objectivemin/

aquafire · July 15, 2003 7:46PM

Hey Shetline, Come out of " Invisible mode " Giant's " taken a hike...your amongst friends..

discocow · July 15, 2003 7:57PM

Thank god it's not real.

If it were, I would have reason to be scared, very very scared.

rogue master · July 15, 2003 8:09PM

I would like to believe that it is a parody site. I haven't perused their entire site, but is there anything on their site (or anyone else's) that indicates that it is a parody site?

discocow · July 15, 2003 8:10PM

Besides not having any base in logic or reality?

NO!

Evidence that Apple is Evil

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