Save the Prostate : Spank the Monkey

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Seems medical researchers have discovered that men who "spank the monkey" on a daily basis are less likely to develop prostate problems later on in life.



But you have to do it on a daily basis to get any benefit or relief....







Http://www.health-news.co.uk/showstory.asp?id=115320
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  • Reply 1 of 33
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    Best news I've heard all day! Now if you'll excuse me I have to, um, go to the bathroom. Yeah, the bathroom!







    Jeff
  • Reply 2 of 33
    baumanbauman Posts: 1,248member
    YAY FOR BAD GRAPHICS!!!

  • Reply 3 of 33
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bauman

    YAY FOR BAD GRAPHICS!!!





    Yes that made me ponder as well...

    Maybe the guy is suffering from bad shorts envy...

    otherwise how would you illustrate a monkey story like this one....No cheesecake....either...
  • Reply 4 of 33
    baumanbauman Posts: 1,248member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire

    Yes that made me ponder as well...

    Maybe the guy is suffering from bad shorts envy...

    otherwise how would you illustrate a monkey story like this one....No cheesecake....either...




    I don't know... maybe something like this would be better:





    Just a quick www.health-news.co.uk/showstory.asp%3Fid%3D115320]search[/url] at news.google.com shows that there are a lot of places that are picking this up... I have yet to find another site with a graphic... with the exception of NewScientist... they have an anatomical cartoon. A lot of the headlines are quite humorous, too.



    Oh, wait... Look at this ThisisLondon article:



  • Reply 5 of 33
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Spin off for Stock market too..



    Buy shares in Playboy & Penthouse...
  • Reply 6 of 33
    aquaticaquatic Posts: 5,602member




    Pictures every kitten gets in the mail...







  • Reply 7 of 33
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    That's some funny shit.
  • Reply 8 of 33
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    for the poor saps who haven't noticed the "WTF is this" thread: http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/vide...tp_300_ref.mov



    fear not, for the ->time<- is at ->hand<-
  • Reply 9 of 33
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bauman

    YAY FOR BAD GRAPHICS!!!





    geez did they really need to use a graphic. what the hell do i want to look at this sh_t for?
  • Reply 10 of 33
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    That's some funny shit.



    yer righy awesome. if i ever get a digital camera i'll post pics of my giant domo-kun
  • Reply 11 of 33
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    once your moody girlfriend has read the main article and started giggling,



    make sure she reads the earlier research from New Scientist that semen is an anti-depressant



    two birds. ahem. some rocks.



    ba da bing.
  • Reply 12 of 33
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Hey look Domo Kun is a mac user.



  • Reply 13 of 33
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by curiousuburb

    once your moody girlfriend has read the main article and started giggling,



    make sure she reads the earlier research from New Scientist that semen is an anti-depressant



    two birds. ahem. some rocks.



    ba da bing.




    I wonder if semen has the same effect on women if taken...orally.....Baba Da Boom\
  • Reply 14 of 33
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    No additional benefits beyond once a day?! DAMNIT!!!
  • Reply 15 of 33
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire

    I wonder if semen has the same effect on women if taken...orally.....Baba Da Boom\



    or suppository? Ouch!
  • Reply 16 of 33
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    Better be safe and use all 3 inputs... It's for her health, afterall.
  • Reply 17 of 33
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Er, wouldn't actual sex be just as effective? You burn more calories too.
  • Reply 18 of 33
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    Don't know about you married dudes, but I only wish I could get sex on demand once a day. [opens door to all sorts of virulent bragging...]
  • Reply 19 of 33
    aquaticaquatic Posts: 5,602member
    Quote:

    Hey look Domo Kun is a mac user.



    Hey someone had to do it. Think of the kittens! Surprised it wasn't up in the first post, first place I saw it was here! That's one cool domo kun.
  • Reply 20 of 33
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    If you don't do " IT " enough, you'll end up having to wear one of these...\







    Mind you, It looks trendy...
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