Ugliest haircut in the Universe...

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Mullet is got to be the numero uno of Ugly



It has G O T to be the world's worst hair style...



But hoon / trailer trash...love it.

So do wrestlers, & some wacko country & western singers.



I wish it would die out..but like the plague..it keeps claiming more victims...zombied out in their mullets

invading all the shopping malls...car parks, beaches..arrgh.....





Is there a worser haircut ? I doubt you can top the mullet for sheer brute ugly...?
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  • Reply 1 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    And these....
  • Reply 2 of 23
    baumanbauman Posts: 1,248member
    Ah, the mullet.





    There has got to be some people who think they look decent... I mean, why would anyone do that. [I remember my joke mullet haircut...that I had for one day]... errr... I mean... Why would anyone seriously do that?
  • Reply 3 of 23
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    the mullet: business up front, party in the back!



    but, but, macgyver had a mullet! it can't be ALL bad!
  • Reply 4 of 23
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    It should also be noted that MacGyver no longer has a mullet. You don't want to know what they did to make him "go modern."
  • Reply 5 of 23
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire





    I think that this guy's ugliness stems more from inbreeding than a bad haircut.
  • Reply 6 of 23
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    MacGuyver likes to fart....a LOT.
  • Reply 7 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Spart

    I think that this guy's ugliness stems more from inbreeding than a bad haircut.



    It's MacGyver without make up on....
  • Reply 8 of 23
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by aquafire

    It's MacGyver without make up on....



    Nah, MacGyver's hair was never that unruly.



    I think that dark splotch on his forehead is actually a five o'clock shadow.



    The lesson here, kids: Don't be f***in' wit yer cousin.
  • Reply 9 of 23
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Ironically enough, today I saw what I consider the WORST hair style I've ever seen:



    While waiting in Jiffy Lube to get my car an oil change, I see this woman sitting across from me. She has this damaged, stringy black hair that looks like a fountain coming out the top of her head and flowing out on all sides. It came down to her neck or so. Her bangs were a huge wall of hair that hung down over her forehead to finish off the terror. I couldn't even find a picture on Google that was anywhere as near as awful as her hair. I cannot describe it in enough detail for you to fully grasp how bad it was.



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  • Reply 10 of 23
    This is a good shot...









    or this...



  • Reply 11 of 23
    liquidrliquidr Posts: 884member
    The "jarhead" style haircut of certain US Marines is pretty bad IMO. Not to take anything away from the Marines, they can still kick my ass.
  • Reply 12 of 23
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Speaking of hair cuts why do little kids hate getting their hair cut? I would guess mostly because they have no idea what's going on. But you know the last time I got mine cut there was a kid in there crying like he was going to puke his lungs out. Something for me to look forward to.
  • Reply 13 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    Speaking of hair cuts why do little kids hate getting their hair cut?



    When I was a kid, I used to think that going to the barber was like going to the doctor..or worse..the dentist.



    They all wore white overcoats something like labcoats.



    All had lots of sharp instruments and probes they'd stick in your ears..or near them



    Then there was lots of strange medical smelling stuff like methylated spirits... sharps razors..all promising ...pain...



    And then finally there's you mum or dad looking like smiling angels while they some strange guy with buzzing clippers and a whirl of scissors comes near your ears...



    yeah I understand why little kids freak out...



  • Reply 14 of 23
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    When I saw the title of this thread, before I even clicked on it, I was thinking: "mullet."



    "IT JUST WONT DIE!"
  • Reply 15 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    When I saw the title of this thread, before I even clicked on it, I was thinking: "mullet."



    "IT JUST WONT DIE!"




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  • Reply 16 of 23
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    Oh, what a happy thoughtless thread. So proper for AppleOutsider.



    The worst haircut is any featured on the Little Rascals.



    Now I must go back to the clouds... and voices...



    Nick
  • Reply 17 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by trumptman

    Oh, what a happy thoughtless thread. So proper for AppleOutsider.



    The worst haircut is any featured on the Little Rascals.



    Now I must go back to the clouds... and voices...



    Nick




    Be cool Trumptman, ....I reckon you need a beer...



    Apple Outsider isn't just about hot political flame wars..

    it can be about fun. about thinking different and about being above all the ad-homin attacks and counter attacks...

    Don't know about you, but I really don't like the way I feel after reading such virulent and aggresive stuff..



    That is why I am largely staying away from such posts..



    So the purpose of my posts is to bring some lightness & levity..( as well as thinking ) to Appleoutsider.



    Not everyone likes my posts but I'm OK about it..



    So Tumptman,



    On behalf of all us light-headed Homer Simpson types..



    I welcome you to the shallow end of the cosmic wading pool..



    Bring your board shorts, a few beers and we'll check out the babes and the waves...



    Life can be good...
  • Reply 18 of 23
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    apparently, mullets can sometimes save you money. see fine print box.







    still not worth it.
  • Reply 19 of 23
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    "Tighter than a twelve year old"?



    "Mulletcore"?



    Have to see this record store before I die.
  • Reply 20 of 23
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    oh man, if i exceed 1000 posts by adding to this thread, you know the world is coming close to the end.



    but i just could not resist...







    p.s. mullet is bad, but i also really hate that g*ddamned "rat tail" that redneck children insist upon (i see a lot of 'em 'round these parts... ugh).
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