Best (and funniest) Commencement Speeches Ever?

applenutapplenut
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Leave it to Harvard to get good speakers...



Will Ferrel 2003

http://www.commencement.harvard.edu/ferrell.html

VIDEO Clip QT: http://www.commencement.harvard.edu/.../class_day.mov

Entire Speech in RM? http://video2.harvard.edu:8080/ramge...lassDay2003.rm

Conan O'Brien 2000

http://www.february-7.com/features/conan.htm







The Conan one had me in tears.... I wish I had the videos of both of these because I can imagine how hilarious they must be with their voices and expressions.







edit: hopefully no one caught that

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 11
    jonathanjonathan Posts: 312member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by applenut







    edit: hopefully no one caught that



    what, you declaring your love for rhino cock?
  • Reply 2 of 11
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Jonathan

    what, you declaring your love for rhino cock?



    it would be amazing if you actually decided to grow up one day



    but thanks for bringing the level of discussion back down to usual lows you bring it to. you're such a great addition to a thread
  • Reply 3 of 11
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    I love it when Administrator's and Moderators tangle. Oh yah and that O'Brien thing was kinda funny. I too wish there was video or audio even. Thanks for the linkage though. Good stuff.



    The sick part is, we had some big whig from the federal government give our speech and I don't even remember who it was. Suffice it to say it wasn't a funny speech but a serious one.
  • Reply 4 of 11
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    ferrel speech in its entirety can be found with thee RM link and go to 1 hour 29 mins
  • Reply 5 of 11
    jonathanjonathan Posts: 312member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by applenut

    it would be amazing if you actually decided to grow up one day



    but thanks for bringing the level of discussion back down to usual lows you bring it to. you're such a great addition to a thread







    yeah, i know, then it'd be beauty and maturity, all in one package.



    incredible, right?
  • Reply 6 of 11
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Jonathan

    yeah, i know, then it'd be beauty and maturity, all in one package.



    incredible, right?



    maybe then you could get some ass



    or at least not complain about not getting any
  • Reply 7 of 11
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    An official announcement from a representative close to Jonathan says he is planning on getting laid tonight.



    Murray and I are already taking bets! The odds are now fifty to one against...
  • Reply 8 of 11
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    who was that? his mother?
  • Reply 9 of 11
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by applenut

    who was that? his mother?



    No, actually, it was him.
  • Reply 10 of 11
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    Vonnegut has a good commencement speech or two (including refuting his alleged death)



    google should find 'em
  • Reply 11 of 11
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    he ain't getting laid, he's playing croquet.
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