My anti drug is fear
Sorry, this was just too good to pass up.
I know I'm supposed to throw some original content up here now, but first I think I need to be sick.
Quote:
A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.
The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.
He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.
The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.
He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
I know I'm supposed to throw some original content up here now, but first I think I need to be sick.
Comments
i wonder what you serve with fried severed penis?
Originally posted by running with scissors
just goes to show you that some people just don't need to be doing drugs. my guess is this guy didn't have much of a stable personality to begin with.
i wonder what you serve with fried severed penis?
Clams
Originally posted by kneelbeforezod
Clams
good call. i'll have to file that in my "when i do something incredibly stupid" drawer, you know, just in case.
Originally posted by running with scissors
just goes to show you that some people just don't need to be doing drugs. my guess is this guy didn't have much of a stable personality to begin with.
i wonder what you serve with fried severed penis?
some would suggest a "cream sauce"... but this is not the swallowing some men seek
maybe he made a "self-fellating" wager on Apple Future Hardware announcements
this guy deserves a Darwin Award for contributions to the gene pool by removing himself
Originally posted by curiousuburb
some would suggest a "cream sauce"... but this is not the swallowing some men seek
maybe he made a "self-fellating" wager on Apple Future Hardware announcements
this guy deserves a Darwin Award for contributions to the gene pool by removing himself
technically he's still in play, unless he did the o'le rocky mountain oysters on his nuts.
Originally posted by Moogs
FUBAR.
...f***ed up beyond all repair - indeed!
I'm glad I didn't take pills as strong as this guy... I only partially mulitated myself last week.
If I was this guy, my next slice would be to the jugular.
No penis = no reason to live.
Originally posted by murbot
No penis = no reason to live.
You may get an Flame or two from our female members over that.
Originally posted by running with scissors
i wonder what you serve with fried severed penis?
Crabs.
Originally posted by Ebby
You should submit that to the Darwin Awards!
...what an amazing book.
Originally posted by curiousuburb
You may get an Flame or two from our female members over that.
Yeah, and all two of them Assuming they haven't been scared away like you people managed to scare away Kate...