Most Offensive Bumper Stickers in America Contest
That's right. I'm starting a new contest, right here, right now. I challenge you all to transcribe or photograph a set of bumper stickers from a single vehicle that could be more offensive to one group of people than....
THIS
Yes, I saw all three of these stickers, stacked atop one another on the back of one of those penis-master, black monster trucks from Wisconsin today. The audacity of this guy was truly impressive. I even call women "chics" and I thought it was insensitive. Imagine!
Top it. I dare ya!
THIS
Quote:
Sticker 1: My ideal girfriend is a Nympho Liquor Store Owner
Sticker 2: Know the TOE (The W in "know"is the logo from the site.)
Sticker 3: Drop dead C*NT!
Sticker 1: My ideal girfriend is a Nympho Liquor Store Owner
Sticker 2: Know the TOE (The W in "know"is the logo from the site.)
Sticker 3: Drop dead C*NT!
Yes, I saw all three of these stickers, stacked atop one another on the back of one of those penis-master, black monster trucks from Wisconsin today. The audacity of this guy was truly impressive. I even call women "chics" and I thought it was insensitive. Imagine!
Top it. I dare ya!
Comments
I love that fish!
These are funny too:
And I can't not like these
TRUTH NOT TOLERANCE
I have to admit it wasn't the first time I wanted to drive someone off the road and into a ditch....
Suddenly I wan to put a bunch of bumper stickers on my car.
Also, Giaguara, I think you missed the part where I said "offensive". Your bumper stickers belong in the "Cool Bumper Stickers We Can All Enjoy" thread.
damn f-word filter...
I'm sure this might offend some of you 'muscle' car drivers
When I make the wiser lane change and get ahead of some muscle-car idiot in my Outback, they definitely get pissed. Ride up on my bumper, then as soon as the light changes they practically ride up on the sidewalk as they try to rocket past me. Those guys definitely have small dicks. Even smaller than some of the mammoth SUV crowd!
Originally posted by serrano
I'm sure this might offend some of you 'muscle' car drivers
That's not just a wagon, that's a wagon that can do 0-60 in 5 seconds.
"shoot them all and let god sort them out."
another one was:
"iraq-busters: go army go!"
(like it was a fuggin' football game or something)
god, have i mentioned how much i just LOVE living in the deep, deep south again???
Put something like "I don't care how fast your car is, because I get more sex than you." Even if it's not true it would be funny. Especially if it was on an older person's car, like some grandma. That would sure piss off the rice-boys.
Originally posted by iBrowse
What is Arkenstat?
Northern Canada.
it can be found somewhere on evolvefish's website.
Nice People Swallow
Smile, Everyone Loves as Idiot
Rush is Right
Happiness is being Swedish
Originally posted by Luca Rescigno
Any bumper sticker that says something like "My child is an honor student at (insert dumb jackoff school name here)" pisses me off.
Well then you would have loved my sticker, 'cept I couldn't link to it because of the name in the URL.
"My priest fvcked your honor student"
Classy?