I am having a contest with one of my friends (girl if it matters) and I need to come up with the worst insult possible by tomorrow at lunch. So since I'll be at school I need it tonight/tomorrow morning. Any suggestions?
What are the parameters? Slander for any individual? For a girl? For this specific person? We need more to go on, but I'll do my best.
No parameters, it is for a girl. I just put non-personal because I could pick on her for stuff that i won't, but i guess you guys don't know that so it doesn't matter. Haha it can't be too clever as she isn't the brightest, well at least about some things.
When it come to women, insulting their scent is a big thing, even if the woman is a ho. Tell how much she stinks like rotting fish when she crosses her legs or something.
When it come to women, insulting their scent is a big thing, even if the woman is a ho. Tell how much she stinks like rotting fish when she crosses her legs or something.
Yea I thought of that too. Tell her she needs to change her pad.
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I have this insult for Giant I have been waiting to use. Essentially I tell him to move back into his parents house in Winnetka.
Originally posted by bunge
What are the parameters? Slander for any individual? For a girl? For this specific person? We need more to go on, but I'll do my best.
No parameters, it is for a girl. I just put non-personal because I could pick on her for stuff that i won't, but i guess you guys don't know that so it doesn't matter. Haha it can't be too clever as she isn't the brightest, well at least about some things.
When it come to women, insulting their scent is a big thing, even if the woman is a ho. Tell how much she stinks like rotting fish when she crosses her legs or something.
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or make mustache comments.
Originally posted by Scott
Well there was that time I referred to Michael Moore as the Rush Limbaugh of the left.
I have this insult for Giant I have been waiting to use. Essentially I tell him to move back into his parents house in Winnetka.
TOO CLEVER
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
tell her she's steatopygous.
pronounced: sty-at-ah-pih-geous
Or, you weren't ever a man were you?
How about handing her a doorknob and saying someone said she could show you some tricks with it.
Nick
Originally posted by trumptman
Is that... an adam's apple?
Or, you weren't ever a man were you?
How about handing her a doorknob and saying someone said she could show you some tricks with it.
Nick
Haha
Originally posted by Outsider
^ LOL
When it come to women, insulting their scent is a big thing, even if the woman is a ho. Tell how much she stinks like rotting fish when she crosses her legs or something.
Yea I thought of that too. Tell her she needs to change her pad.
Originally posted by Scott
I have this insult for Giant I have been waiting to use. Essentially I tell him to move back into his parents house in Winnetka.
If only I was so lucky! Man, I'd show them how to put a trust fund to work.