I am sure some on the board will frown...but really...I can't help but smile....almost on the verge of laughing.
For starters, I think you mean "Astral Projection"
Mind you, Astro could be right if you are the dog from the Jetsons.
As regards "leaving your body " may I humbly suggest you "leave it" to medical science, or if you are Astro..you could leave it the Institute of Veterinary Sciences.
You see Aqua, Astro Projection (?A-Pro? as those in the know call it) is the process in which you use your spirit body to trample, discolor, mangle, deface, or otherwise ruin your self absorbed neighbor?s prized and meticulously manicured beautiful green lawn (astral urine is a bitch to clean up) And maybe steal a garden gnome or two. The bastard deserves it.
You see Aqua, Astro Projection (?A-Pro? as those in the know call it) is the process in which you use your spirit body to trample, discolor, mangle, deface, or otherwise ruin your self absorbed neighbor?s prized and meticulously manicured beautiful green lawn (astral urine is a bitch to clean up) And maybe steal a garden gnome or two. The bastard deserves it.
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For starters, I think you mean "Astral Projection"
Mind you, Astro could be right if you are the dog from the Jetsons.
As regards "leaving your body " may I humbly suggest you "leave it" to medical science, or if you are Astro..you could leave it the Institute of Veterinary Sciences.
You made my day
Ps I hope you don't mind my gentle teasing..
And no one is the wiser.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
You see Aqua, Astro Projection (?A-Pro? as those in the know call it) is the process in which you use your spirit body to trample, discolor, mangle, deface, or otherwise ruin your self absorbed neighbor?s prized and meticulously manicured beautiful green lawn (astral urine is a bitch to clean up) And maybe steal a garden gnome or two. The bastard deserves it.
And no one is the wiser.
I just fell off my chair...
Just wondering whether anyone would know from experience.
Originally posted by Placebo
THought I might ask- If you get run over by a bus while you're projecting, do you die?
No, you just become a politician.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
No, you just become a politician.
That reminds me of an old politicians' saying.
" Truth is a rare commodity in politics...so please use it sparingly.."
I was tired and fed up with attempts at astral projection.
Oh and Astro projection is when you cram Astro into a large cannon and fire him into space.
Originally posted by \\/\\/ickes
Man... I forgot I started this thread.
.....Astro projection is when you cram Astro into a large cannon and fire him into space......
If you opt for this form of projection may I recommend a helmet..