Beware! Almanac carriers dangerous!
http://salon.com/news/wire/2003/12/29/fbi/index.html
Report any almanac toting humans you see to your local police or better yet, the FBI.
Report any almanac toting humans you see to your local police or better yet, the FBI.
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sorry, i had a need to be really sarcastic there.
Man, I knew all those geezers in their John Deere caps and Pioneer Seed Corn jackets I see around here were up to something.
The publisher of the Old Farmers Almanac seems to have his tongue at least a little in cheek with this quote from the article:
"While we doubt that our editorial content would be of particular interest to people who would wish to do us harm, we will certainly cooperate to the fullest with national authorities at any level they deem appropriate."
Jeff
Edit-Damn, Scott got in before me!
*runs off to tell murbot*
Y'know: MAPS!
It's time to have the govt regulate all information so that we can be sure that only those who deserve it get it. Nothing good ever comes from people who voluntarily read anything. Reading leads to thinking.
but when you get blowed up by a almanac totin' terrorist you'll wish you'd heeded john's advice.
Scott, obviously someone did.
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by rok
dear god, i got an almanac for xmas!
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WE KNOW, WE KNOW.