just got back from vegas...

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
easy money, easy women, free alcohol, great shows. what's not to love?

my first trip there, and end up only $240 up--oh well...next time i'll go longer than 2 days. caught jay leno in standup--pretty good. michael israel was a pretty good intro as well. too bad i couldnt make lewis black, but already bought the leno tickets. next time, i'm sure...

all in all a very solid trip. was offered hookers, drugs, and hit on by a gay guy. and i decided that old white women are my good luck charms--wherever they are, i seem to win. actually, i won pretty much everywhere, so maybe not just old white women...

i also reinforced the opinion that sleep deprivation is a cheaper alternative to alcohol for the same effects.

didnt get a chance to see the tigers or dolphins (even though they were at my hotel) or the bellagio fountain, among other things. it's the damn gambling...i couldnt not gamble in any free time.

oh, and the food was incredible. top notch, even though more than a tad pricey--but then again, what isn't pricey in vegas?



only negative i found to the trip was the damn smoking. everything i brought smells rancid now. in two days i've accumulated 20 years worth of second hand smoke. bah...

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 7
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Like Bourbon street in New Orleans, Vegas is one of those places that really needs to exist in this country. Without hookers, drugs and gambling available somewhere this world would be too damn boring. Glad you enjoyed it, but personally 2 days is perfect. Any more and it gets boring.
  • Reply 2 of 7
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    What did you play when you were there? I don't think I could enjoy myself there because the house always wins.
  • Reply 3 of 7
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    What did you play when you were there?



    Brunettes.
  • Reply 4 of 7
    satchmosatchmo Posts: 2,699member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by _ alliance _

    was offered hookers, drugs, and hit on by a gay guy. and i decided that old white women are my good luck charms--wherever they are, i seem to win. actually, i won pretty much everywhere, so maybe not just old white women...





    "offered" by the casino or "propositioned" by a street worker.



    And yes, those damn old ladies hogging the rows of dollar slots always seem to be up!
  • Reply 5 of 7
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by 709

    Brunettes.



    She gave you the $240
  • Reply 6 of 7
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    What did you play when you were there? I don't think I could enjoy myself there because the house always wins.





    blackjack, of course. only game where the house isnt overly favored. if you play it right, it is about even, and you can even have an advantage.

    i wasted about 5 bucks in slots too...just to say i did...
  • Reply 7 of 7
    Quote:

    Originally posted by satchmo

    "offered" by the casino or "propositioned" by a street worker.









    cabbie, actually. it's amazing how diverse those cabbies are. during the stay, i had cabbies who represented just about every ethnicity i can think of.
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