Woman kills boyfriend with iPod

murbotmurbot
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
iPod Used In Domestic Homicide



Holy crap! This is unreal! I like iPod publicity as much as the next guy, but this is pretty bad.



Have a look at some of the other news links on the left... what is the world coming to?
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  • Reply 1 of 23
    chychchych Posts: 860member
    The guy must have been pretty wimpy to not be able to lay the smack down on his ho...
  • Reply 2 of 23
    homhom Posts: 1,098member
    Yes, the egg is on my face. Well done murbot.
  • Reply 3 of 23
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    That's...messed.
  • Reply 4 of 23
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Poor iPod. I hope it still works. When the police are done questioning the iPod, send it to me fore some TLC.
  • Reply 5 of 23
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    it might have saved his life if he'd just bought the mini.
  • Reply 6 of 23
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    Quote:

    ?It took him a while to die,? Dr. Klamut said. ?She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that?s for sure?



    It certainly wouldn't be instantaneous if you're trying to stab someone to death with a blunt object
  • Reply 7 of 23
    concordconcord Posts: 312member
    ...surreal.





    C.
  • Reply 8 of 23
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    WoW!!!



    I like how under related news they plug the iPod mini.
  • Reply 9 of 23
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    At least they're being responsible and not plugging the 40GB iPod... the extra weight makes them much more suitable for bludgeoning people to death with.
  • Reply 10 of 23
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Quote:

    ...evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers? iPod.



    Um...couldn't she have just plugged it back into the computer and reloaded everything? Maybe he'd erased all that, too. Methinks there was more going on in this relationship than just some erased songs. I'd HOPE that, at least.



    I bet the thing still plays, though. \
  • Reply 11 of 23
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    That thing would fetch a premium on eBay.
  • Reply 12 of 23
    709709 Posts: 2,016member




    "It took him a while to die."



    That story made my day.
  • Reply 13 of 23
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    i think the "related news" link to buying an ipod is very ... interesting in that page.







    i wonder how'd she explained HOW the ipod quit working if it broke and she had to talk to apple care...
  • Reply 14 of 23
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    I love satire.
  • Reply 15 of 23
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    yeah... satire is fun...
  • Reply 16 of 23
    formerlurkerformerlurker Posts: 2,686member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    yeah... satire is fun...



    much more fun when you don't point it out though.....
  • Reply 17 of 23
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Swear to god...I clicked on the "US" link button and this 404 page loaded saying...



    "This page cannot get laid.



    The page you are looking for cannot get laid and so it's currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing gas, genital warts or may need to put on sexy lingerie and adjust its browser settings."



    Hilarious. So this site is bullshit right? CNN could sue them for web design infringment (or sumthin' like that...)



  • Reply 18 of 23
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Oh yea it does! Most of them link to the same thing except the first button.



    EDIT: Made a link HERE
  • Reply 19 of 23
    jwri004jwri004 Posts: 626member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by murbot

    That thing would fetch a premium on eBay.



    Someone in Nigeria has 14 units of this bloody iPod for sale!
  • Reply 20 of 23
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Ebby

    Oh yea it does! Most of them link to the same thing except the first button.



    EDIT: Made a link HERE



    Heh. Thanks. I didn't read the other shit. Thought it was the same bullshit "refresh" routine...



    Web Developers are such a humorous lot...



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