Humor in Applecare

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ipodandimacipodandimac
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I was looking through all the fine print on Applecare, and came across an unusual cause of damage:







Look out for God!



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-ipod

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  • Reply 1 of 12
    monkeyastronautmonkeyastronaut Posts: 1,343member
    Acts of God is included in many "fine print" statements.
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  • Reply 2 of 12
    formerlurkerformerlurker Posts: 2,686member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by monkeyastronaut

    Acts of God is included in many "fine print" statements.



    Legally speaking - when there is no one else to blame, then blame God.
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  • Reply 3 of 12
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Act/s of God is extremely common legalese roughly being a catchall phrase for any freakish weather phenomena or geological catastrophe.



    Google examples



    Still pretty funny to see it though. hey a tornado bearing down on you can make the concept of an angry God be quite compelling.
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  • Reply 4 of 12
    jwri004jwri004 Posts: 626member
    If you don't believe in God does this mean you are exempt?



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  • Reply 5 of 12
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    I would think Act of Satan might be a more accurate for those not strictly adhering to the notion of an angry Old Testament God



    The ground opening up, swallowing your house and lava spewing onto your car sure sounds more Satanic that Godly to me.
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  • Reply 6 of 12
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    An "Act of Nature" would be more appropriate, I think.
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  • Reply 7 of 12
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by CosmoNut

    An "Act of Nature" would be more appropriate, I think.



    So, anything not an 'Act of Nature' would be an 'Unnatural Act'?

    I could use some insurance for that.
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  • Reply 8 of 12
    jwri004jwri004 Posts: 626member
    An "Act of Nature" sounds like you are pissing on your machine!
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  • Reply 9 of 12
    a_greera_greer Posts: 4,594member
    Better water proof those macs - my neighbor, some old koot named noah is building a huge yaught-zoo-thing and preaching about a flood of dramatic proportions
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  • Reply 10 of 12
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    I had a warning like that on a pair of headphones once. I thought it was really odd, but I had a good laugh. I haven't seen anything like that in years though, funny stuff.
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  • Reply 11 of 12
    kennethkenneth Posts: 832member
    >> Acts of God



    Does this happen in the USA only?
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  • Reply 12 of 12
    mattjohndrowmattjohndrow Posts: 1,618member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by johnq

    So, anything not an 'Act of Nature' would be an 'Unnatural Act'?

    I could use some insurance for that.



    dude. that's awesome. *thumbs up*
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