Create yourself ...

2

Comments

  • Reply 21 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by quagmire

    Then change your sig. It's not as hard as you think.



    It is hard, tell him the truth.

    (Always tell the truth, than you are always on the bright side)
  • Reply 22 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ast3r3x

    It's true, while it's important to be thought of well by others, it's even MORE important to think well of yourself.



    ...and don't worry, I'm the most hated member apparently (I didn't make that my sig or whatever, some mod did it and is having a good laugh I'm sure.



    LOL



    asured, you've helped me a lot
  • Reply 23 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Splinemodel

    I have an 11" penis.





    uuuuh ... i won't stretch your bricks by no means
  • Reply 24 of 45
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    I did the Iggy!
  • Reply 25 of 45
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by quagmire

    I am a man...



    This time it only took FOUR words to enter the realm of the incorrect or knowingly false...
  • Reply 26 of 45
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    I am the Lazer Viking.
  • Reply 27 of 45
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    i am a limb-less torso, suspended in a glutinous nutrient solution and connected to the internet via direct neural interface.



    Say, I don't suppose one of you fellows might be willing to kill me?
  • Reply 28 of 45
    silentechoessilentechoes Posts: 288member
    "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
  • Reply 29 of 45
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member




    That's my creepy self.
  • Reply 30 of 45
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    i am a floating disembodied eye.



    eye sees you.
  • Reply 31 of 45
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Vargas

    I did the Iggy!







    Iggy?



    Art-Man. Tall. Hairy. Partially bald. Party Monster.



  • Reply 32 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ShawnJ





    That's my creepy self.



    You should have a more thorough and macroscopic view of yourself.

    (I stay tuned, i will ...)
  • Reply 33 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by addabox

    i am a limb-less torso, suspended in a glutinous nutrient solution and connected to the internet via direct neural interface.



    Say, I don't suppose one of you fellows might be willing to kill me?



    Well, you don't enjoy yourself hard enough, do you? Well it is fun sometimes, just juicy fun, believe me, ... er ... oh i didn't want to bother you.
  • Reply 34 of 45
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Vox Barbara

    You should have a more thorough and macroscopic view of yourself.

    (I stay tuned, i will ...)



    From the looks of it, the sleazy obvious bastard needs a microscope, my friend.
  • Reply 35 of 45
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ShawnJ

    From the looks of it, the sleazy obvious bastard needs a microscope, my friend.



    Yes, because appreciating women for their beauty is EVIL and SEXIST and DEBASES THEM!!!!



    Bullshit.
  • Reply 36 of 45
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Yes, because appreciating women for their beauty is EVIL and SEXIST and DEBASES THEM!!!!



    Bullshit.



    Dude, you're ruining my evil, sexist, and debasing alter-ego.
  • Reply 37 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Yes, because appreciating women for their beauty is NICE and GOOD and FAITHFULL!!!!



    ...



    Just for the record, did you say that?
  • Reply 38 of 45
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Yes, because appreciating women for their beauty is EVIL and SEXIST and DEBASES THEM!!!!



    Bullshit.



    Oh man. . .



    I got my laughs in for today.
  • Reply 39 of 45
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Splinemodel

    Oh man. . .



    I got my laughs in for today.



    why, what is so funny about? explain yourself, please.
  • Reply 40 of 45
    dylsexic manupilatordylsexic manupilator Posts: 139member
    I'm actually cloned from some DNA they found in Steve Jobs' underwear.

    The funny thing is, I don't even look like him.

    How queer...
Sign In or Register to comment.