what's your religion?

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  • Reply 41 of 51
    akumulatorakumulator Posts: 1,111member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by \\/\\/ickes

    The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!



    That Church of the Subgenius (they have a pretty good radio show) link reminds me that I'm an ordained minister. I got it online at Universal Life Church just as a joke.... but hey, now I can legally marry people.
  • Reply 42 of 51
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    Time Cube



    be warned -- this is a serious site... it is however hilarious...




    I'm not even sure where to start with that one. Wow...
  • Reply 43 of 51
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    Time Cube



    be warned -- this is a serious site... it is however hilarious...




    I......I.........can't...........comprehend......



    thud





    Seriously, I started getting a tingle in the back of my head, like a stroke coming on.....





    That dude is effffffffff dup
  • Reply 44 of 51
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    Religion: none.



    It's that simple. Not atheist, not christian. A better way of putting it: "I don't know"



    Did Jesus exist? Dunno.

    Was Jesus somehow holy? Dunno.

    Is there a god? Dunno.



    It's not that I haven't made up my mind, just that I've decided that to arbitarily choose a religion or atheism would have no reason to it.



    Barto
  • Reply 45 of 51
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    ah.... the time cube...



    so incomprehensible...
  • Reply 46 of 51
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    ah.... the time cube...



    so incomprehensible...




    but if anyone wants to get an easy 1000 dollars, you can prove him wrong by dividing the day into an arbitrary number of subdays and give each a name -- his naming scheme is based on the standard english divisions of the day and that is why he gets four divisions... Basically if you show that you can divide the day into twenty four divisions you catch him admitting that the day can be divided into twenty four divisions which is precisely a 1-24 hour day...



    Yeah, I understood what he was getting at; makes me wonder how much crazy i got in me...
  • Reply 47 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    http://www.selectsmart.com/religion results for me



    (FULL results) religions thinking in % to my thinking:



    Mahayana Buddhism (100%)

    Neo-Pagan (84%)

    Theravada Buddhism (83%)

    New Age (82%)

    Unitarian Universalism (77%)

    Taoism (76%)

    Hinduism (74%)

    New Thought (71%)

    Liberal Quakers (64%)

    Scientology (62%)

    Jainism (56%)

    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (55%)

    Sikhism (49%)

    [...]

    Islam (6%)

    Eastern Orthodox (1%)

    Roman Catholic (1%)



    Funny? I was all my life taught to think the catholic way, in schools, by mum and such.

    But there are just too many questions with no real answers .. that The Way I was told to think didn't make much sense, not even when I was 4 or 5 .. I remember people lieing as they had no clue / didn't want to think. When I was about 10, I read some biographies and thoughts of Siddhartha, they just made a bit more sense. \



    A 4 word answer to the real question: I am not religious.
  • Reply 48 of 51
    Famke Janssen (Lord of Illusions):

    'Flesh is a trap. That's what he used to say.

    Flesh is a trap. And magic sets us free.'



    [Ikon the Verbal Hologram]

    The War of Gods and Men

    I condemn them who believe

    In ancient fallacies and the heresy of thieves

    Burn the unholy in your filthy religion

    Paganism and the prism of three-dimensional prison

    I walk through the liquid of the Seven Rivers

    And deliver rhyme schemes that cut like verbal scissors

    Or arrows

    The sacred science of the pharaohs

    Millennium prophesies of tarots

    Murder cattle

    Discovered near the crop circles of the land

    While we fight wars for political whores like Mary Magdalan

    The Hologram plans his incision

    Apparition of Tibetan black magicians

    My compositions will turn men into slaves

    Holographic aspects of particles and waves

    Propel the spacecraft in the Pleiades

    Dwell in the abyssal plains like the Horse of Hades

    The Wheel of Infinity, the Chamber of the Trinity

    Levitators of the fifth level magician of divinity

    Like a pentadrone, I sent your dome into the forest

    Of Ibilis

    Like the wilderness of Tan

    The Verbal Hologram! The Verbal Hologram!



    'My perception of poetical injection is ejaculation

    The Immaculate Conception' -> Pharoahe Monch (repeat 4X)



    [Ikon]

    The decaton

    The higher arc modron



    Encompass my soul in a beam like proton

    I am Voltron

    With helmeted head and lotus flower, incantations

    Wind walking teleportations

    I dwell in a body that can't be slain

    The verbal flame

    The atomic spark of pain

    So I drain, the energy from your shocker system

    Watch me glisten

    Like the sun

    The Chosen One

    The cyborg relation

    My shit is crazy like Free Masons

    Meeting at camp crystal lake with Jason

    Complex wind

    City of screaming metal in the Vatican

    I shatter him

    Who walks on the plains of Hell

    To sacrifice El, Young El, Young El

    A dark fall for all

    Who battle the mystic meditation

    Face decapitation and material contamination

    By the spiritual deviation

    Translation of ancient civilization

    Nonaton, overseer of law and order

    The verbal slaughter

    Hologram walks on water

    Immune to illusion and scientifical blows

    Armed with black magic, spears, and crossbows

    Feeble attempts to apprehend the Hologram

    Overstand, I kill man like Wodan

    So no man step into the darkness of the set

    Study with Chinese masters like Jesus in Tibet

    Staff of Moses, urn of ashes

    Morphing my soul into solids, liquids, and gases!



    'My perception of poetical injection is ejaculation

    The Immaculate Conception' -> Pharoahe Monch (repeat 4X)







    WORD IS BORN
  • Reply 49 of 51
    mattjohndrowmattjohndrow Posts: 1,618member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Outsider

    I was looking for power in christianity too, but the ministers wouldn't tell me how I could levitate things and make people's heads explode in a cloud of bloody mist. They just looked at me like I was retarded.



    I WANT [email protected]# POWER!!!!!!!




    notnecessarily that kind of power, i mean, i never "felt" the presence of god, and christainity never helped me out in life, but whatever works for people...
  • Reply 50 of 51
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    I used to oscillate between atheism and agnosticism but now I'm a devout member of the Church of Apathy.
  • Reply 51 of 51
    mattjohndrowmattjohndrow Posts: 1,618member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

    I used to oscillate between atheism and agnosticism but now I'm a devout member of the Church of Apathy.



    who cares what your religion is?
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