Guys who won't use urinals annoy me

common mancommon man
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
It really ticks me off when I go into a men's room and need to use the stool and can't because some guy is in there urinating when there are urinals available. If there is a free urinal, you should use it and not take up a stall that might be needed by someone else.

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  • Reply 1 of 14
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Stage fright.





    Why do some guys have to spit into the urinal before they use it?
  • Reply 2 of 14
    inactionmaninactionman Posts: 618member
    I hate guys that crap in urinals when there are stalls free.
  • Reply 3 of 14
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    3 words: itty bitty weenies.
  • Reply 4 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Outsider

    3 words: itty bitty weenies.



    I use the handicapped/kid/short people urinal because I'm hung like a frigging horse.



    Urinal cakes burn, man...
  • Reply 5 of 14
    greggwsmithgreggwsmith Posts: 523member
    I just piss on the floor.
  • Reply 6 of 14
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    i hate it when guys stand outside the stall and try to gues what the hell i'm doing in there. do you HAVE a life?!?!?
  • Reply 7 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    If it's your work bathroom, just keep an extra pair of shoes at the foot of the toilet and close the door behind you. Reserved parking.
  • Reply 8 of 14
    existenceexistence Posts: 991member
    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/6/30/0614/82298



    This is probably why. Try and be more empathizing with other people's problems, Comman Man, instead of being a selfish dick.
  • Reply 9 of 14
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by GreggWSmith

    I just piss on the floor.



    Man, I know you do! You're Greg W. Smith! From Texas!
  • Reply 10 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    I figure, you close the stall door, you can do whatever the hell you want to do at your own pace. Everyone else can lump it.
  • Reply 11 of 14
    psgamer0921psgamer0921 Posts: 393member
    Well, what if there weren't any free stalls when he had to go, and then when you came along, he was finishing up, and there were some other urinals free?
  • Reply 12 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by psgamer0921

    Well, what if there weren't any free stalls when he had to go, and then when you came along, he was finishing up, and there were some other urinals free?



    Right, I had that theory in mind initially. Happens all the time.



    Besides sometimes you know you have to pee but are not positive you have to poop and sometimes you don't want to risk giving it a "test push" just in case.



    Basically, myob.



    If your sphincter is that loose and or you've been holding it in for too long, you have other problems. Otherwise wait patiently. Or bribe a woman to clear, then guard the door to the ladies room while you use it.
  • Reply 13 of 14
    aquaticaquatic Posts: 5,602member
    So you're gay Common Man? Just come out.
  • Reply 14 of 14
    gilschgilsch Posts: 1,995member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by addabox

    Man, I know you do! You're Greg W. Smith! From Texas!



    Ahhh, that explains a lot of things.
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