Yasser Arafat nearing death

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  • Reply 21 of 52
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    Powerdoc it's a 2D scan (not tomography) with a standard (what we call) Anger Camera. I guessing they use Tc-99 attached to something that doesn't pass out of blood vessels. The results can be dramatic because you'll see the radiotracer shoot up the carotid arteries and just stop at the brain if you're dead.



    Thanks for the info.
  • Reply 22 of 52
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    God I wish this shit bag terrorist would hurry the fuck up and die and go to hell already.
  • Reply 23 of 52
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    God I wish this shit bag terrorist would hurry the fuck up and die and go to hell already.



    Sharon is in decent health. Why do you keep badgering him?
  • Reply 24 of 52
    Isreal's founding father's were al "shitbag terrorist's" you moron. he just outlived them all.
  • Reply 25 of 52
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    God I wish this shit bag terrorist would hurry the fuck up and die and go to hell already.



    And join Ronald Reagan?



    I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
  • Reply 26 of 52
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by tonton

    Such a nice Christian. What a sweet man.



    What makes you think I'm Christian?
  • Reply 27 of 52
    newnew Posts: 3,244member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    What makes you think I'm Christian?



    ummm, idunno... what do you think gave you away...?
  • Reply 28 of 52
    So anyways Palestinian leaders are going to pay their respects to Arafat but apparently the wife is too controlling over who see's her husband (since according to French law, she has the right to control what medicine is given and who visits etc.), and may not even let the interim government visit him at all.



    Foreign minister Nabil Shaath "claims" that Arafat is in a reversible coma, and that his vital organs are "fine" and has no damage to his brain or liver (which I doubt).



    As I look at it, I'm impressed with how authorities have handled this delicate situation. It's a good thing that we don't know his actual condition because it could start a war in Palestine and maybe even allow other territories to take over before the interim government is fully instated and has a few backup plans for restoring order, etc.
  • Reply 29 of 52
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Maybe I'm insensitive, but I can't help but think of Monty Python.



    CART MASTER: Bring out your dead!



    CUSTOMER: Here's one.



    CART MASTER: Ninepence.



    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!



    CART MASTER: What?



    CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.



    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!



    CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!



    CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.



    DEAD PERSON: I'm not!



    CART MASTER: He isn't?



    CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.



    DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!



    CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.



    CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.



    DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!



    CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.



    CART MASTER: I can't take him.



    DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!



    CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour.



    CART MASTER: I can't.



    CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.



    CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.



    CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?



    CART MASTER: Thursday.



    DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.



    CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?



    DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.



    [whop]
  • Reply 30 of 52
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by New

    ummm, idunno... what do you think gave you away...?



    I can even guess because I'm not. I'm somewhere between agnostic and atheist.
  • Reply 31 of 52
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by tonton

    Oh. I misjudged you. You're not a fundie bigot. You're a godless one. At least the fundies have an excuse.



    And he's a troll. That's the angle you forgot.
  • Reply 32 of 52
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    I can even guess because I'm not. I'm somewhere between agnostic and atheist.



    Wow! were gonna meet someday in hell.



    I repent, I nowanna go to hell anymore. DMZ, Common Man Please forgive me..



    Fellowship...





    ...anyone
  • Reply 33 of 52
    Hey Marc. How's the butt?



    You've made your bed and now you're going to have to lie in it.



    FOR ALL ETERNITY!



    Mwahaha etc.
  • Reply 34 of 52
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Eternity, Is that like, FOREVER?
  • Reply 35 of 52
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Maybe they should make Arafat Pope so that he'll live on and on.
  • Reply 36 of 52
    Forever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever. And ever.



    With Scott at your right elbow, Condeleeza Rice at your left, both greased up and wearing a thong.
  • Reply 37 of 52
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    If I wasn't laughing my ass off, I'd say that you were trying to scare me...



    Actaully, If I laughed My ASS off, will that absolve me of my sin?
  • Reply 38 of 52
    Quote:

    Originally posted by MarcUK

    If I wasn't laughing my ass off, I'd say that you were trying to scare me...



    Actaully, If I laughed My ASS off, will that absolve me of my sin?




    Sin begins in the heart, not in the butt, MarcUK.



    No, not even buttlessness can save you from the dark cold now.
  • Reply 39 of 52
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    YES!





    Have fun in hell you murdering piece of shit.
  • Reply 40 of 52
    amen. have fun with the fire and brimstone you bastard.
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