"Our CEO is rarely in his office, and all female team members are expected to sleep with him, or at least pretend like they want to. Our designers ride Razor scooters around the office, while wearing mail-bag style backpacks to hold their iPods."
First time in their mobile phone provider department. Then at their internet bank. And then twice at their mobile phone provider department.
Its known as trend job surfing. Get a job when they are drowning in work and positivity. Work a year with all meals paid and a lot of highly paid overtime. Then when they realize that the work hump wasn´t due to success but to bad management and they wants to cut a third of the work force volunteer. And get 6-8 month of pay as a farewell bonus. Rinse and repeat after two years.
Not sure if they are for real or not. I love the clients page:
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Our clients are always satisfied with our service. If you knew who any of them were, you could confirm this for yourself, but, since you don't, you'll just have to take our word on this one too.
"Our CEO is rarely in his office, and all female team members are expected to sleep with him, or at least pretend like they want to. Our designers ride Razor scooters around the office, while wearing mail-bag style backpacks to hold their iPods."
I need to become a CEO, and do stuff or something. 8)
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First time in their mobile phone provider department. Then at their internet bank. And then twice at their mobile phone provider department.
Its known as trend job surfing. Get a job when they are drowning in work and positivity. Work a year with all meals paid and a lot of highly paid overtime. Then when they realize that the work hump wasn´t due to success but to bad management and they wants to cut a third of the work force volunteer. And get 6-8 month of pay as a farewell bonus. Rinse and repeat after two years.
Not sure if they are for real or not.
Our clients are always satisfied with our service. If you knew who any of them were, you could confirm this for yourself, but, since you don't, you'll just have to take our word on this one too.
Originally posted by Xool
All I have to say is "Huh?"
Not sure if they are for real or not.
it's a joke that's been around for a while now.
That's friggin' awesome.
Originally posted by Not Unlike Myself
"Our CEO is rarely in his office, and all female team members are expected to sleep with him, or at least pretend like they want to. Our designers ride Razor scooters around the office, while wearing mail-bag style backpacks to hold their iPods."
I need to become a CEO, and do stuff or something. 8)