Films that you wish you could scrub off your brain

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  • Reply 41 of 112
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Notice that its not a term I just throw around and normally I think it is pretty laced labet that is being used too often where it doesn´t apply, but: Black Hawk Down is racist.



    I didn´t even realise it before I made an exam on it (and no, it was not something i put in the report. And no, it was not something a left winged professor having a "Hate US propaganda movies")
  • Reply 42 of 112
    Quote:

    Originally posted by running with scissors

    what is it about the movie that makes you not want to see it? although it thought it had a little too much of a topgun feel to it at times, i thought it was an enjoyable film.



    I remember watching that stuff on the news. I saw the Special Forces guys hit the beach on CNN. They showed it live with all the spotlights glaring. I remember that, because I was on deployment on the John F. Kennedy when it happened. It got on my biggest nerve and nothing good happened from the whole mission. It was a disaster and I have no intention on seeing that at all.
  • Reply 43 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    Notice that its not a term I just throw around and normally I think it is pretty laced labet that is being used too often where it doesn´t apply, but: Black Hawk Down is racist.



    I didn´t even realise it before I made an exam on it (and no, it was not something i put in the report. And no, it was not something a left winged professor having a "Hate US propaganda movies")




    Huh? How is it a racist movie?
  • Reply 44 of 112
    Quintin Tarantino movies, e.g. Pulp Fiction. Pure stupid violence, I don't get the draw.
  • Reply 45 of 112
    gene cleangene clean Posts: 3,481member
    It's funny violence. That's the draw.
  • Reply 46 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Gene Clean

    It's funny violence. That's the draw.



    Well, it's funny violence until QT decides that it's not. And then it's not funny anymore.
  • Reply 47 of 112
    e1618978e1618978 Posts: 6,075member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by midwinter

    Well, it's funny violence until QT decides that it's not. And then it's not funny anymore.



    Good QT films:



    Pulp Fiction (although I turned it off a number of times the first time through)

    Kill Bill 1 and 2

    Jackie Brown

    Sin City



    Bad QT films:



    Four rooms (only his room sucked, the others were good)

    Dusk till Dawn (made it to the post-rape scene, 5 minutes in)

    Reservour Dogs (made to the ear cutting)
  • Reply 48 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by e1618978

    Reservour Dogs (made to the ear cutting)



    You mean "the ear cutting that we know happens but which we never see. Instead, all we see is a slowly growing pool of blood."
  • Reply 49 of 112
    Quote:

    Originally posted by e1618978

    Good QT films:



    Pulp Fiction (although I turned it off a number of times the first time through)

    Jackie Brown

    Four rooms

    Reservoir Dogs (although a rip-off).



    Bad QT films:



    From Dusk Till Dawn (made it to the post-rape scene, 5 minutes in)

    Kill Bill 1 & 2




    T, FTFY.



    I think Kill Bill 1 & 2 are his weakest films. Don't know what he was thinking.



    mid: Pulp Fiction is funny though. Others... not so much. Jackie Brown, on the other hand, is how a film should be done...
  • Reply 50 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Gene Clean

    mid: Pulp Fiction is funny though. Others... not so much. Jackie Brown, on the other hand, is how a film should be done...



    Oh, don't get me wrong. PF is very, very funny. And Jackie Brown is one we watch probably once a month.
  • Reply 51 of 112
    Batman Forever. The only time I have ever walked out of a movie I paid to see.



    Any Given Sunday. I watched this with a mate and its only redeeming feature was how much it made us laugh. It's like the worst kind of corny daytime soap opera, but with the full force of Oliver Stone's ego behind it. I've never seen such a bad film take itself so seriously.



    My favourite bit: when they show a location shot (you know, like when they show the outside of the building in Friends before they show the scene) but instead of the building they use the WHOLE WORLD. We almost fell off the sofa laughing.
  • Reply 52 of 112
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    The English Patient.



    Seriously. Luckily, we rented it after it won at the Oscars, so we didn't waste theatre money on it! Myself, my wife and her mother all fell asleep during the movie, it was so terminally boring! And not just because it was a drama and I'm not normally a drama movie person, it was a poor, slow drama....
  • Reply 53 of 112
    So the title fits then, eh? The English Patient...
  • Reply 54 of 112
    Trainspotting



    The scene were they are all coming down and the woman finds her baby dead in the crib still gives me the shivers. And then she turned around and wanted to get high again! Reminds me of an old (redundant) Dragnet episode where they are investigating a couple for suspected marjiuana use (hey, it was the fifties). They show up one evening, everyone at the house is high, the husband gives a high sounding speech about being free, and it turns out that when the mother got high, she forgot the two-year-old in the bathtub and the child has drowned. Ugh!
  • Reply 55 of 112
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Ok, I'm gonna reach way back and pull out.....



    Flashdance.



    Yes, Jennifer Beals is teh hottness, but I distinctly remember thinking: "This is the end of civilization. This is a movie that makes no sense whatsoever, and the people that made it are proud of that. It's gratingly, obviously cobbled together entirely from little jolts of manipulation stolen from other, infinitely better films, and is thrusting it wares at even as it is moment to moment canceling itself out, but it doesn't care because it apparently thinks brain damage is bracing and erotic and WTF is up with the Bob Fosse art directed steel worker bar? It's like movie history porn", or words to that effect.



    And you know what? I was right. The whole world is Flashdance now. "Sense" is a quaint old notion I amuse the kiddies with.



    What a feeling!
  • Reply 56 of 112
    OK, one more:



    Citizen Kane.



    Seriously.



    I never saw what the big deal was. It was an incoherent (OK, OK... I may like Lynch, and he's incoherent, but at least somewhat understandable even when he's making stuff up), poorly plotted, poorly written piece of cinema.



    Or that's the way I chose to see it anyway.
  • Reply 57 of 112
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Dude. Citizen Kane?



    I mean, you know, ....... Citizen Kane?
  • Reply 58 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Whoa. Kane? Cool points meter falling....
  • Reply 59 of 112
    Well, I saw it like, 10 years ago, and back then I was pretty much all the time under the wonderful influence of alcohol, so my judgement of its artistic merits might have been marred by the delightful fluids in my body...



    I'm thinking of giving it another try soon. I'll report back as soon as I watch it.



    edit: I do remember liking the name Rosebud though...
  • Reply 60 of 112
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Gene Clean

    Well, I saw it like, 10 years ago, and back then I was pretty much all the time under the wonderful influence of alcohol, so my judgement of its artistic merits might have been marred by the delightful fluids in my body...



    I'm thinking of giving it another try soon. I'll report back as soon as I watch it.



    edit: I do remember liking the name Rosebud though...




    Watch RKO 286 first.
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