CONFIRMED: NOT TRUE

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
This thread is specifically for information proven to be NOT True. First i would like to mention Mastergating, and that dude that talks like Yoda with code talks and all.
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  • Reply 1 of 28
    kormac after he got one thing right.
  • Reply 2 of 28
    amoryaamorya Posts: 1,103member
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    Amorya
  • Reply 3 of 28
    Apple will not release a PowerMac G6 running at 4.8 GHz with a 10 TB hard drive and a 48" Cinema Display.



    They will also not sell a two button mouse, and the next PowerBook will still be Titanium.
  • Reply 3 of 28
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    true, true.
  • Reply 5 of 28
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    As we all know thread titles which include the word confirmed are always wrong so you are saying that Mastergating is righ? :eek: :confused: <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> :confused: :eek:



    I nominate everybody except Workerbee. Kormac was a better fraud than the multimillionarie(SpSu) on that TV show that turned out no to be a multimillionarie (Sp still Su)
  • Reply 6 of 28
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    true, true.
  • Reply 7 of 28
    Kim Kap Sol, too.
  • Reply 8 of 28
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    true, true.
  • Reply 8 of 28
    <strong>Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

    </strong>



    If you were the scientist guy from "Honey I shrunk the Kids" you could get your iMac to do this. Didn't Bruce Willis use a computer in "The Jackel" to control the sniper rifle that he used on that attempted assassination?



    Come on...we all know that movies show us what our computers can REALLY DO. Need I bring up Kate and Leopold again?
  • Reply 8 of 28
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    true, true.
  • Reply 11 of 28
    Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.



    true, true.
  • Reply 12 of 28
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Oh dear. Digital Remote is stuck in a infinite loop and Mastergating is an idiot.
  • Reply 13 of 28
    don't le this thread die :eek:
  • Reply 14 of 28
    Why not? Half the thread is you posting the same thing.
  • Reply 15 of 28
    accident, i just pushed the back buttun one too many times <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
  • Reply 16 of 28
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    [quote]Originally posted by Digital Remote:

    <strong>accident, i just pushed the back buttun one too many times <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yeah, like 5. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 17 of 28
    x704x704 Posts: 276member
    [quote]Originally posted by CosmoNut:

    <strong>



    Yeah, like 5. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    lol
  • Reply 18 of 28
    macaddictmacaddict Posts: 1,055member
    See, at least I don't try to double post.
  • Reply 19 of 28
    Suuuuuuuuure, MacAddict, suuuuuuuure.
  • Reply 20 of 28
    the new G6 will be so fast, it will pick your nose before you even think to! <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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