New marketing TOMORROW!!

ipeteipete
Posted:
in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
Steve Jobs will intoduce the new catch phrase for switchers

with the help of Bill Murray:





"Dats a Mac, Jack!"



This will help the customer tell the difference between Mac and PC's



Simple and to the point

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 15
    davegeedavegee Posts: 2,765member
    ipete,



    A member in good standing since 2002!

    A posting maven with 12 posts since he joined!



    And now after reading his last 3 posts...



    Is officially out of his bird..



    D
  • Reply 2 of 15
    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    OK, this is PROOF that one shouldn't drink the fluid in the Powermac G5's!!!





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  • Reply 3 of 15
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Oh my...



    A few posts about an imaginary "iPhone" product and you would be perfect.
  • Reply 4 of 15
    ryanhryanh Posts: 116member
    No way, man! Bill Murray's way too indie now to drop something like that. He'll probably be doing the voice-over in a commercial like Jeff Goldblum and Keifer Sutherland.



    However, I have on good word the commercial WILL be for an iPhone running a brand new 3ghz Intel Xscale processor with Nvidia SLI workstation graphics.



    I wuz gonna take a pic of it with my cell cam but i couldnt get it blery enuff. Sry, doodz! Lol!



    [retarded grammar for emphasis]
  • Reply 5 of 15
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ryanh

    I wuz gonna take a pic of it with my cell cam but i couldnt get it blery enuff. Sry, doodz! Lol!



    OMFMITCPIADNP eyeseyeseyes



    Look what I got just got from a friend of mine. Its a Blurry Picture? of the Apple Boom Box taht they will release tomorrow. Notice the fake wood panels, to match the interface of Garageband.
    image
  • Reply 6 of 15
    ryanhryanh Posts: 116member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders





    Look what I got just got from a friend of mine. Its a Blurry Picture? of the Apple Boom Box taht they will release tomorrow. Notice the fake wood panels, to match the interface of Garageband.



    ZOMGZ!!!1!!!1!!eins!!11!!!



    I totally put this in Photoshop and it's real! I called my friend who works at the local Apple Store... well, actually the Orange Julius next to the Apple Store, but he said it was going to retail for liek $350!!!!



    Can't wait for tomorrow!! LOL!
  • Reply 7 of 15
    bergzbergz Posts: 1,045member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    OMFMITCPIADNP eyeseyeseyes



    Look what I got just got from a friend of mine. Its a Blurry Picture? of the Apple Boom Box taht they will release tomorrow. Notice the fake wood panels, to match the interface of Garageband.



    But where are the speakers?



    --B
  • Reply 8 of 15
    psgamer0921psgamer0921 Posts: 393member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bergz

    But where are the speakers?



    --B



    That's the beauty of it, there aren't any.
  • Reply 9 of 15
    jtaylr77jtaylr77 Posts: 12member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ipete

    Steve Jobs will intoduce the new catch phrase for switchers

    with the help of Bill Murray:





    "Dats a Mac, Jack!"



    This will help the customer tell the difference between Mac and PC's



    Simple and to the point



    Genius



    I haven't chukled like that since the sasquatch sighting during set-up at the G5 iMac intro in Paris (I think it was Paris?)
  • Reply 10 of 15
    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!1





    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO<>OLOL!!!!!111!!!





    please lock this thread!



    please! 8) :





    or, at least, open VERY TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY INSANITY!!!



    LOLOO>>LOLLLOLOL



    ?
  • Reply 11 of 15
    benjamin_rbenjamin_r Posts: 265member
    You guys are like... totally on drugs for something! *in best "cali-girl" accent*



    I dont know whether to lock this portal of hellish insanity or leave it open for everyone to have a chuckle at....



    b.
  • Reply 12 of 15
    blackbird_1.0blackbird_1.0 Posts: 724member
    *Head explodes*
  • Reply 13 of 15
    nebagakidnebagakid Posts: 2,692member
    Dude, there are so many PortZARS on the back of that thing.
  • Reply 14 of 15
    gargar Posts: 1,201member
    no scroll wheel... fake
  • Reply 15 of 15
    ryanhryanh Posts: 116member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by gar

    no scroll wheel... fake



    You just need to hover your hand over it and it fades into the wood panelling.
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