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  • Reply 1 of 20
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    If that drier gets out of hand one more time...
  • Reply 2 of 20
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    A good southern wife doesn't just insure her husband's blue jeans are clean, she insures his gun is polished and loaded as well.



    Nick
  • Reply 3 of 20
    southside grabowskisouthside grabowski Posts: 901member
    Did I leave my door unlocked? How did you get that?
  • Reply 4 of 20
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    "Dwight, you left your gun in your pants pocket, and it went through the wash again."
  • Reply 5 of 20
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by southside grabowski

    Did I leave my door unlocked? How did you get that?



    You'd be much better off putting your sense of humour to good work - like that!
  • Reply 6 of 20
    kishankishan Posts: 732member
    Really... I'm just happy to see you...
  • Reply 7 of 20
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Because of the skyrocketing costs of designer jeans, some owners feel it necessary to take precautionary measures to avoid being jean-jacked.
  • Reply 8 of 20
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    "I married you against my father's wishes, I beared you your multiple monsters, I spread my legs for you with no hope of return affection, and I've done your laundry for 20 fucking years...now it's your turn to do the right thing.



    P.S. Put the washcloth behind your head when you do it. I've cleaned up enough of your damn messes."
  • Reply 9 of 20
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Housewives everywhere are arming themselves against the sock gnomes.
  • Reply 10 of 20
    ipodandimacipodandimac Posts: 3,273member
    Got the blood off.
  • Reply 11 of 20
    voxappsvoxapps Posts: 236member
    If that fabric softener bear pops out of the dryer one more time, I swear I'm blowing his little fuzzy butt to laundry heaven!
  • Reply 12 of 20
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Maid's day off at the Eastwood mansion.
  • Reply 13 of 20
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Mister Pants in the Laundry Room with the Revolver. I win!
  • Reply 14 of 20
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    A Kenmore? Are you fucking kidding?
  • Reply 15 of 20
    gene cleangene clean Posts: 3,481member
    "Hey... and I thought this thing was just a washing machine."
  • Reply 16 of 20
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    Stonewash and Acidwash are old and busted. Pistolwhipped jeans are teh new hotness.
  • Reply 17 of 20
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    or:



    Items rejected by Blonde laundry maid who read it was an 'automatic' dryer.
  • Reply 18 of 20
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    somone's planning a party and forgot to pack the whiskey.
  • Reply 19 of 20
    blackbird_1.0blackbird_1.0 Posts: 724member
    "Honey, you left your gun in your pants again."



    (Oh well, I tried)
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