Unfortunately, Apple got rid of that footnote on the new shuffle page, I think because there aren't all those "pack of chewing gum" references anymore.
Yes, I remember now, it was actually on the Apple pages. Pity they took it off. Instead of "do not eat" though there should be a warning now about "Keep your earbuds connected to iPod Shuffle. This way if you accidentally swallow it [for example, if your really hot step mom comes out of her room with only her lingerie on while you are closely examining your iPod Shuffle] just pull on white cable to dislodge from throat."
OMG imagine having a pink nano in your hand, will they think you're gay!!!
Actually, if you are in a gay neighbourhood flashing your pink nano, you'd get hit on if you're a guy. If you are a girl, you'd just get some sass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sass) from them. If you are in a "macho" neighbourhood flashing your pink nano and you are a guy, you'd get beat up... [To paraphrase Chris Rock: if you're in a white neighbourhood, they'll beat you up. If you're in a black neighbourhood, they'll beat you up and steal your pink nano. And your shoes.]
Yes, I remember now, it was actually on the Apple pages. Pity they took it off. Instead of "do not eat" though there should be a warning now about "Keep your earbuds connected to iPod Shuffle. This way if you accidentally swallow it [for example, if your really hot step mom comes out of her room with only her lingerie on while you are closely examining your iPod Shuffle] just pull on white cable to dislodge from throat."
Actually, if you are in a gay neighbourhood flashing your pink nano, you'd get hit on if you're a guy. If you are a girl, you'd just get some sass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sass) from them. If you are in a "macho" neighbourhood flashing your pink nano and you are a guy, you'd get beat up... [To paraphrase Chris Rock: if you're in a white neighbourhood, they'll beat you up. If you're in a black neighbourhood, they'll beat you up and steal your pink nano. And your shoes.]
You're lucky I haven't followed through with my inspiration about iPorn and Apple strategy. Seriously though, I've got an idea on iPod phone MVNO etc. We'll see what happens.
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yes?? show me.
Christ! They even chose the same album art! See "More of the Music you Love" link on this WMP page
Yeah, like working on learning how to write English properly.
haha woops!!
I predict that people will be too embarrassed to buy this. Imagine turning up to work or to school with a Zune!
OMG imagine having a pink nano in your hand, will they think you're gay!!!
come on, it's just an mp3 player.
OMG imagine having a pink nano in your hand, will they think you're gay!!!
come on, it's just an mp3 player.
well you cant hide it in your pocket, its too bloody big lol
well you cant hide it in your pocket, its too bloody big lol
maybe they're planning a backpack straps add-on so you can carry it on your back. 8)
maybe they're planning a backpack straps add-on so you can carry it on your back. 8)
hahaha brilliant. hope its not brown!!
maybe they're planning a backpack straps add-on so you can carry it on your back. 8)
yeah cause ipods are sooo big....
"When it comes to Zune's physical size, it is pretty much the same width as iPod, but a bit longer. This image accurately shows their relative sizes:"
* Height: 4.4 inches;
* Width: 2.4 inches;
* Depth: 0.58 inches;
# Height: 4.1 inches
# Width: 2.4 inches
# Depth: 0.55 inch
OMG imagine having a pink nano in your hand, will they think you're gay!!!
come on, it's just an mp3 player.
It's also a fashion statement. Can you see Gucci cases made for a Zune?
It's also what your friends get. Especially if one is a teen.
yeah cause ipods are sooo big....
"When it comes to Zune's physical size, it is pretty much the same width as iPod, but a bit longer. This image accurately shows their relative sizes:"
* Height: 4.4 inches;
* Width: 2.4 inches;
* Depth: 0.58 inches;
# Height: 4.1 inches
# Width: 2.4 inches
# Depth: 0.55 inch
Um... the iPod is .43 inches. The Zune is 35% thicker.
# Height: 4.1 inches
# Width: 2.4 inches
# Depth: 0.55 inch
That's for the 80 GB model. Since the Zune is 30 GB, you want to compare to the 30 GB iPod. Therefore, the comparison becomes:
* Height: 4.4 inches;
* Width: 2.4 inches;
* Depth: 0.58 inches;
# Height: 4.1 inches
# Width: 2.4 inches
# Depth: 0.43 inch
Which means that the Zune has 44.75% more volume than the same-capacity iPod.
This brings to mind one of my favorite AtAT scenes ever.
Unfortunately, Apple got rid of that footnote on the new shuffle page, I think because there aren't all those "pack of chewing gum" references anymore.
Yes, I remember now, it was actually on the Apple pages. Pity they took it off. Instead of "do not eat" though there should be a warning now about "Keep your earbuds connected to iPod Shuffle. This way if you accidentally swallow it [for example, if your really hot step mom comes out of her room with only her lingerie on while you are closely examining your iPod Shuffle] just pull on white cable to dislodge from throat."
OMG imagine having a pink nano in your hand, will they think you're gay!!!
Actually, if you are in a gay neighbourhood flashing your pink nano, you'd get hit on if you're a guy. If you are a girl, you'd just get some sass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sass) from them. If you are in a "macho" neighbourhood flashing your pink nano and you are a guy, you'd get beat up... [To paraphrase Chris Rock: if you're in a white neighbourhood, they'll beat you up. If you're in a black neighbourhood, they'll beat you up and steal your pink nano. And your shoes.]
Yes, I remember now, it was actually on the Apple pages. Pity they took it off. Instead of "do not eat" though there should be a warning now about "Keep your earbuds connected to iPod Shuffle. This way if you accidentally swallow it [for example, if your really hot step mom comes out of her room with only her lingerie on while you are closely examining your iPod Shuffle] just pull on white cable to dislodge from throat."
Oh, gee, Sunil!
Actually, if you are in a gay neighbourhood flashing your pink nano, you'd get hit on if you're a guy. If you are a girl, you'd just get some sass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sass) from them. If you are in a "macho" neighbourhood flashing your pink nano and you are a guy, you'd get beat up... [To paraphrase Chris Rock: if you're in a white neighbourhood, they'll beat you up. If you're in a black neighbourhood, they'll beat you up and steal your pink nano. And your shoes.]
Now you've really done it!
yeah cause ipods are sooo big....
what is it with this guy?
what is it with this guy?
Either a MS fanboy, or some kind of MS evangelist sent out to troll forums :P
Heh. Never post when drunk, angry or frustrated. Also, never post when you have a woody.
What about a Woody56292?
Either a MS fanboy, or some kind of MS evangelist sent out to troll forums :P
blatantly lil bill himself trying to make his company sound better lol