We have the greatest teen-pregancy rate compared to all the European countries.
AND
We have the greatest number of obese people.
Brings a tear to my eye. Especially a few weeks back when two fat northern mothers were passing greasy burgers through the school gates at lunch time because the school started a healthy eating policy.
Denmark and Argentina currently top the list. Denmark is by far the most likely and practical, although Copenhagen is such a nice city I might go nuts.
I don't want to stay in London much longer, really truly.
I'd like to get out of the UK too and I have to say, the state of the women is a big reason for me. There are some cute girls but not many. Plus they drink too much. It's just not attractive seeing girls dress up like cheap whores and stagger around the streets throwing up. They're losing their femininity too and becoming too aggressive. British women are turning into men but because they're not, you end up with these hideous trouser-wearing hybrids that want all of the rights with none of the responsibility.
Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."
Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."
I'll stick to Sweden...
That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
I'm sure that's classified as a fetish, not standards. Being at uni, there are a lot of hotties, so whatever.
In London, there are enough foreigners to boost the average. I can only assume that mattyj lives in London, since as far as I know the North hasn't been a trendy spot since the Beatles.
In London, there are enough foreigners to boost the average. I can only assume that mattyj lives in London, since as far as I know the North hasn't been a trendy spot since the Beatles.
That I do, everywhere outside London is merely an ecosystem to allow London's continued survival, even though London subsidizes the rest of the country.
But yes, not complaining about the recent Eastern European immigration. The government must have realised Ali G's great immigration policy - "fit vs "butterz"
That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
Ouch. I find I wanna sleep with pretty much everyone.
For me it's Swedish chicks, followed closely by Brazilian chicks... infact it's the Brazilian chicks that convinced me that I need to hitup the World Cup in 2010. South Africa here I come.
For me it's Swedish chicks, followed closely by Brazilian chicks... infact it's the Brazilian chicks that convinced me that I need to hitup the World Cup in 2010. South Africa here I come.
If I were you, I'd reserve a room now in Sydney or Melbourne, June 2010. . . . because South Africa isn't going to be ready and the Cup is going to be moved to Australia. So get in while it's cheap!
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Britain is still great!
We have the greatest teen-pregancy rate compared to all the European countries.
AND
We have the greatest number of obese people.
Brings a tear to my eye. Especially a few weeks back when two fat northern mothers were passing greasy burgers through the school gates at lunch time because the school started a healthy eating policy.
Now where are those emigration forms....?
Denmark and Argentina currently top the list. Denmark is by far the most likely and practical, although Copenhagen is such a nice city I might go nuts.
I don't want to stay in London much longer, really truly.
But these two are absolutely mindbogglingly gorgeous:
Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."
I'll stick to Sweden...
Dude, you're still in the UK... how high can they be?
Very, actually.
That all depends on your definition of hottie...
Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."
I'll stick to Sweden...
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
I'm sure that's classified as a fetish, not standards.
In London, there are enough foreigners to boost the average. I can only assume that mattyj lives in London, since as far as I know the North hasn't been a trendy spot since the Beatles.
That I do, everywhere outside London is merely an ecosystem to allow London's continued survival, even though London subsidizes the rest of the country.
But yes, not complaining about the recent Eastern European immigration. The government must have realised Ali G's great immigration policy - "fit vs "butterz"
I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
Ouch. I find I wanna sleep with pretty much everyone.
For me it's Swedish chicks, followed closely by Brazilian chicks... infact it's the Brazilian chicks that convinced me that I need to hitup the World Cup in 2010. South Africa here I come.
If I were you, I'd reserve a room now in Sydney or Melbourne, June 2010. . . . because South Africa isn't going to be ready and the Cup is going to be moved to Australia. So get in while it's cheap!
Yes. All true in my experience. Britain is no longer great.
(I'm still working on my exit strategy!)
I'll switch with you,
I'm applying to universities over there.
As for the obese people, nuh-uh. Take a look over in the US. meh.
And, I shall say-- redheads do it better
And, I shall say-- redheads do it better
Do what better? Drink their grog or Guinness Stout faster?
Do what better? Drink their grog or Guinness Stout faster?
Everything! Period. ;p
REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:
The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer
away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering
grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
THE END
NOW FOR THE BRITISH VERSION:
The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.
A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference
and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and
starving. The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering
grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm
home with a table laden with food. The British press inform people that
they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty.
The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of
GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The BBC, interrupting a
cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts
a multi cultural choir singing "We Shall Overcome".
Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the
squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate
tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his "fair share" and increases
the charge for squirrels to enter inner London.
In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic
Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retrospective to the
beginning of the summer. The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken
to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the
work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt, when he
told the court the grasshopper did not want to work.
The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish
it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially
mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re distributed to the more needy
members of society, in this case the grasshopper.
Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly
imposed retrospective taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building
a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as
a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get
to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice.
On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain's apparent
love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of
hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the
police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial
moves to then return them to their own country were abandoned because it
was feared they would face death by the mice.
The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit
cards. A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of
the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the council
house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain
the house. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding
is blamed for the grasshopper's drug 'illness'. The cats seek recompense
in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK.
The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to
get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately
because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care
of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks
he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery.
A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state
the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug
rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers
representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are
praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity
and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.
The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press
blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes
of despair arising from social inequality and his traumatic experience of
prison.They call for the resignation of a minister.
The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were
infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the
United Kingdom.
The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the
burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their
credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and
order and they are told that they will have to work beyond 75 because of a
shortfall in government funds.