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  • [quote]Originally posted by Spart: I'm jealous of moki because he knows more than I... Good call. Me too, now that I think about it.
  • Okay, then let's do this. (But, try to keep it cool, k?) Who's up first?
  • [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca: Or multiple iPods? Yea.... I wonder how the thread got so deviated.
  • [quote]Originally posted by Matsu: Hey, don't shave anything on my account. Hair doesn't bother me at all, well, some hair needs grooming, but excessive epidermal smoothness can be just as odd as too much furriness. :eek: Boy, you're on cra…
  • You were stunned? Man, you're not good at this 'sex' thing, are you? Anyways, with me, they ALL get multiple .orgs or I don't feel right. (Um, this isn't the bragging thread is it? No, good, cuz it's true! ) [ 10-09-2002: Message edit…
  • [quote]Originally posted by Ptrash: Italian Greyhound. Great city dog, and the perfect dog for cat lovers and people with allergies. My ex said I should get one of thsoe. Got any pictures?
    in Pets? Comment by gambit October 2002
  • [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel: My champ is a black, male Betta named TOD, which stands for "Tornado Of Death." I make sure there are two females always around, and I have another male that I have him practice against. [ 10-08-2002…
    in Pets? Comment by gambit October 2002
  • [quote]Originally posted by Scott: No pets for me. No time, no room. Maybe I should get some fish? Oh BTW what the heck is a sugar glider? You aint got no pics of one of 'em. I have pictures here at this link:
    in Pets? Comment by gambit October 2002
  • The judge turned to Mickey and said, "Mr. Mouse, you wish to have a divorce granted because Minny is.... really silly?" "I didn't say she was really silly, I said she's ****ing Goofy." ------------------------ Husband walks into the house a…
  • The CIA was hiring, but they're very picky and needed to make sure they had the right person for the job. Out of the thousands of resumes that were recieved, the CIA chose three as final candidates. They took the first man and brought him to a d…
  • [quote]Originally posted by Moogs: I got one I got one! ... Hint: it's not Al Sharpton or pscates. [ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Moogs ] ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!
  • [quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99: Sorry, but you sir are a jackass. This post tells me a lot about you, and it tells me that I have zero respect for you as a person. You sure the hell are modest with the arrogance you display in this thread…
  • Two years ago I ran a five and a half minute mile. Of course, I almost passed out, had to rest for fifteen, and for the life of me probably couldn't do it again, but I did it! Oh! For all you haters, I've started the jealous thread again.
  • To all those hating bastards: y'all should start the jealousy thread to balance out this smug thread. lol Edit: forget it. I already started one. Go forth and continue your bitching, fellas. You guys finally have a home! [ 10-10-2002: M…
  • [quote]Originally posted by BRussell: [trying not to be jealous] You forgot about the threesome. [ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Gambit ]
  • Well, between April and July I slept with 8 girls, all of them hot, culminating in a four hour threesome July 4th. Thinking I had reached the top of my game, I settled three weeks later on the ninth girl I slept with and dropped all the others. (Man…
  • If you want a good chick, go to the gym. That's where you'll find them. Try to avoid the ones wearing make up, though, unless you're in the mood for a chicken head. Girls dig guys with muscles, and you don't have to be big, just cut. And guys dig g…
  • I suggest leveling the entire Middle East and making it into one big parking lot. ........... with a mall. ............ And maybe an amusement park. LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!!!!
  • Just as a FYI, Dominic Giampaolo was never asked by Apple to work for them, he approached Apple about possible employment. That doesn't mean he's not doing anything with Apple's file system, I'm just throwing out random, and quite possibly useless, …