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No seriously I thank people when they say **** you. My chorus went to All-States Auditions. We all got tested individfually. I got the highest score of any student of my highschool, and the 3rd highest of anyone at that testing center. 100 out…
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For use when describing the person who knows his/her place on the ladder perfectly (and it's higher than you). dripping ******* This is a rather different use of ******* than in common American language, where it describes a mean person. (Fun…
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stink darn you to heck When people say **** You, I say Thank You. Really gets them off guard.
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Yeah nobody cares about Bosnia. Especiallyu the Bosnian ladies out hanging their washing to dry when the pictures were taken.
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I imagine that the data is unimportant. the Army has been telling this guy "It doesn't matter that you're picking it up. It's just picutres of yourr motherr's house." for months. And he goes public and to keep from looking like total asses the …
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I imagine it would be hard to.. clean such a... piercing with your... teeth. ... <Captain Kirk syndrome> Oh... no. Can't speak.... normally.... have to stop and.... make every word dramatic...
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Drowning newborn kittens.
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I've gott to assume it's like those cheap plastic battery-powered things you can buy at any tourist shop when it's over 70 degrees. Very noisy, don't move much air. Fortunately, the blades are soft, so you can't attack your brother with one and h…
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Get one of everything! And don't feed anyhtng, so that after a day only the carnivores are left and after two days only the large carnivores, and afer a week everything is dead. Woohoo!
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Giant python. Or maybe a Bengal tiger. I'm sure some zoo would part with one for a couple million.
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Maybe the dog was horny and expressed his love via a tender bite to the thigh... anybody else read Douglas Adams?
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I think the dog attacvked the nearest moving object. Perhaps the family is right in that the police had no control over the animal - perhaps they should be paid back for pain and damages. But the dog is a good police dog. They cost a great de…
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Italy is TOO much of a good thing. As someone important once said, "The poison is in the dose." Vitamin D will kill you just as surely as arsenic. In fact, I dunno the numbers, but by weight it may actually be more toxic. The multivitamin ta…
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You should see Italy. Not wuite as violent but justas stupid politically. there are hundreds of registered political parties. About 40 powerful ones. The country is democratic. The only way for a party to gain enough power to win an elect…
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[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: Whatever floats your boat... J :cool: Dude! Sick! She's an 80-lb Black Lab-Retriever! She cannot function above 90 degrees in Connecticut! Just think about how she'd do in the desert.
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I like it. If I ever take Paws to the Sahara, I'll take a set of those babies. I'll have to shave her though - I don't think a thick black fur coat will let her live long.
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When does the fun start?
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Give a warning to all Afghans - elaflets in Arabic dropped everywhere, Give them time to clear out then a month later, nuke the whole place to a radioactive glaze.
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Water, any water, that has been passed through my UltraPUR water filter. It's finger-lickin good! If you get it on your finger, that is.