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  • Compared: Apple Watch Series 7 vs Apple Watch Series 6 vs Apple Watch SE

    It seems like Apple decided to go with this upgrade as a stepping stone to the rumored, more squared off design, showing off the very small bezels before taking it to its best expression with a flat screen that won’t have an issue with distortion at the edges. 
    williamlondonwatto_cobra
  • Apple launches iPhone 13 with A15, smaller notch & more

    I fucking love Apple. What a great presentation. I think they outdid themselves this time. I really love the creative touches that 'surprise and delight,' just like Apple's products do, e.g. the helicopter scene with the girl, and the dog in handcuffs lol. I loved the scenery of the shots, especially the backgrounds that included Apple's campus. Does anyone know if they do tours?? I'd fly back to CA just for that.

    iPhones look amazing, of course, still best in class, by far, of course, although it was interesting that there don't seem to be much in the way of 'stand out' features, the obvious features that are easy for normies (i.e. non apple nerds/fans) to wrap their minds around as significantly 'different.' ProMotion is probably cool, but something most will just feel, but not 'notice' (like high ceilings in a house), and on-phone siri will likely be a huge usability and security improvement, although probably won't be fully appreciated for what it is. Camera improvements seem great, although also probably not fully appreciated. Thankfully, Apple is solidly in the stage where there are enough people who appreciate Apple that the claims of a 'boring' update won't phase them much at all.

    Side note re Apple's event art.. they did it again! All the damn guesses (including mine), wrong, and not really alluding to much (unless we're getting an AR glasses surprise at an upcoming event).

    I'm looking forward to getting the 13. I've been getting new Pro's on the upgrade plan for the last few years, but I'm pretty sure I'm going with the mini this year, I miss the efficiency of that size too much. I power through multiple apps in quick succession dozens of times a day, and I *hate* reaching with my thumb or having to use my second hand to keep things moving. The macro photo mode in the Pro is the biggest thing tempting me to stay with the Pro, but one-handed efficiency is a bigger priority for me. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get that iPad mini.. so freakin' cool.
    lkruppwatto_cobra
  • Facebook launches $299 Ray-Ban Stories smart glasses

    This is too blatantly stupid to be a serious product, just a way to slightly warm the water on the way towards boiling totalitarianism.
    williamlondonwatto_cobra
  • Down the rabbit hole: How Apple brought 'Matrix Resurrection' to our pocket

    That movie preview is shockingly disappointing. So derivative and cringe-inducing, it was hard to watch.
    williamlondon
  • EU to propose common charger for all smartphones, ignores Apple's protest

    One of the more obvious ploys by our overlords to keep us bickering and placated.
    williamlondon