Spinmeister

Hahahaha. Nader sure is generous with other people’s money. 

And regarding his comment that that they didn’t ask the shareholders about the buyback, well who the hell
does he think is selling their stock back to Apple? 

Meanwhile, good ol’ Ralph is furiously typing away on his typewriter, pining for the good ol’ days before all this tech mumbo jumbo came along. Back when the environment really was a disaster, and the bulk of the third world was living in abject poverty.