king editor the grate

I've had a couple of jokes intended for staff end up in newsprint during my 24 years in the business. I learned to thoroughly, insanely quarantine such items to prevent them from hitting press. I've seen items in major newspapers such as "cutline here cutline here cutline here" and "First line of deck; second line of deck; plus one more."

I can only assume that third-party apps fail to implement Apple's protocol (or whatever) for ignoring a user's grip on the screen. Apple's apps tend to ignore my fingers on the too-thin bezel of the Air 2, but other apps go nutso-crazy.

"Huge success gives man confidence."