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Joke Thread...Think of how <i>condoms</i> relate to these slogans.<br /> <br /> Nike: Just do it. <br /> <br /> Toyota: Oh what a feeling. <br /> <br /> Diet Pepsi…
... .' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: where do you want to ... -
Hoohah! Microsoft must give up source code!`<a href="http://theregister.co.uk/content/4/24095.html" target="_blank">http://theregister.co.uk/content/4/24095.html</a…
http://theregister.co.uk/content/4/24095.html Read it and cry in joy baby! Micirosotft must reveal its most tender portions! -
Most fitting song for a Microsoft Commercial"Crash",Dave Matthews Band.<br /> <br /> The only problem is that I like DMB and wouldn't like to see their music bastardized in this w…
"Crash",Dave Matthews Band. The only problem is that I like DMB and wouldn't like to see their music bastardized in this way. -
Goliath VS 5000 DavidsMicrosoft will go down. Or they will <i>radically</i> re-consider their current strategies and pricing. Whichever comes first. What started off as a …
Microsoft will go down. Or they ... cascading torrent of attacks at Microsoft on all fronts. First you ... may know it better as Microsoft .Net. Mono is huge. Not ... -
What is up with AAPL?I have been following my stock for the past month and all I can say is What Is Going On?!?<br /> <br /> Here is a sample of the stories that pertain …
... Feb 19 AAPL Be Sues Microsoft for 'Destruction' of Business - Reuters ... -
The Urge to ConvergeWilliam Safire is one of my favorite conservative commentators because he's an independent thinker and doesn't just parrot the party's ideological li…
... the growing monopoly that is Microsoft. In the legal world, the ... -
Whither Foonland?and Ranma 1/2 Bare Essentials?<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.carracho.com" target="_blank">http://www.carracho.com</a…
... a whit for corporations, especially Microsoft. They do no need to ... -
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA senior Microsoft Corp. executive told a federal court last week that sharing information with competitors could damage national security and even t…
... Microsoft's antitrust behavior. Allchin, group vice president for platforms at Microsoft ... systems are not perfect equivalents. "Microsoft has invested substantial time and ... -piracy and digital rights management. Microsoft has already identified APIs involved ... -
Quicktime 6 ScamHey, I seem to remembe Apple saying a few months ago that QT6 was READY and the license agreement was being naughty.<br /> <br /> Now, the license se…
... , some companies <cough>Microsoft<cough> release SHIPPING ... -
Office XP offers driving directions to the Information Superhighway!From today's editiion of UK newspaper <i>The Independent:</i><br /> <br /> [quote]You may recall the controversy, before the launch last year of Of…
... , about its "smart tags", which Microsoft fondly imagined would take over ... in "potentially earning money for Microsoft". The outcry meant smart tags ... -
MS SpellCheck errors!just to let everyone know that on various Microsoft programs, the spell check function ceases to work <img src="/images/smilies/1mad.gif" border="0…
... everyone know that on various Microsoft programs, the spell check function ... have come to notice that Microsoft fails to spot even the ... -
Moved to GD.Your first computer ever???What was the first computer you ever had??<br /> <br /> Mine was a Spectravideo 286... it was '87 or '88 i guess.. a second hand one. Commodore 64 wa…
... ) ... Untill i abandoned all the microsoft stuff and fell in love ... -
bad Microsoft, badin case there are any video game freaks out their check this <br /> <br /> <a href="http://msnbc-cnet.com.com/2100-1040-960594.html?type=pt&a…
in case there are any video game freaks out their check this http://msnbc-cnet.com.com/2100-1040-960594.html?type=pt&part=msnbc&tag=alert&form=feed &subj=cnetnews Lik Sang is (or was) the best import game online store(imo), a lot of people are gonna be ... -
Doesn't it just steam you up?Hey everyone. Has you may very well aready know I'm a console gamer. Well I'm very steamed over a artcile dine by Xbox.IGN. If anyone cares to read i…
... Under the Shadow of Xbox Microsoft's overweight console pulling ... unit sold. Further proof of Microsoft's growing dominance over ... the two bundle offers. Microsoft's Xbox bundle that ... sales than GameCube according to Microsoft. Though Microsoft has yet to ... -
Eminem: My HeroI was just watching the Intel Moby commercial and this is my conclusion.<br /> <br /> 1. Eminem disses Moby and Moby takes part in intel commercials.…
... way Eminem is really dission microsoft not just Moby. It is ... -
Kakuto Chojin Recalled[quote]Kakuto Chojin Recalled<br /> Microsoft announced today that they will be removing all remaining copies of Dream Factory's Kakuto Chojin from s…
... quote]Kakuto Chojin Recalled Microsoft announced today that they will ... is a horrible, horrible game. Microsoft's reason for recalling the ... shows you can believe want Microsoft tells ya when it comes ... -
error message haikuok, so i only wish i'd thought of most of these<br /> <br /> and more alcohol must be consumed before i add more of mine... but in the spirit of li…
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Office v.X troublesDoes anyone know how to view .rtf (rich text format) documents in Word X? Cuting and pasting from Text Edit is a pain.<br /> <br /> There has to be a…
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Office v. X troubles...Any time I launch any Office app I get this error: "An unexpected error ocurred while trying to load the Microsoft Framework X Library." <…
Any time I launch any Office app I get this error: "An unexpected error ocurred while trying to load the Microsoft Framework X Library." All I can do is click OK. However the apps still work. What gives? Can I fix it? Ack! -
Entourage import/export issuesWell, this weekend Entourage X finally gave me my first real headache since moving to Office X. For whatever reason, when I launched the application,…
... types are different. One is "Microsoft Entourage mailbox" the other is ... -
Night of the living Print CenterSince upgrading to X 10.1.3, The Blue Meanie has encountered a series of annoying Print Center [Edit!] <b>problems</b>. Every so often, for no appare…
... (but usually while working in Microsoft Word X for some reason ... -
Multiboot?Hey guys,<br /> <br /> Forgive my ignorance.... <br /> <br /> I'm a Microsoft MCP, but have absolutly no experience working with Mac's.. <br /> <br…
... my ignorance.... I'm a Microsoft MCP, but have absolutly no ... -
Crashed in OSXI just bought a new iMac, which is also my first experience with OSX. All in all, I love it. But...<br /> <br /> After having it for about a week, …
... and system 9 applications: OSX--Microsoft Office, Stuffit, MacLink, Virex, iPhoto ... -
"Insert" Key?I have a blueberry iBook, which has no "insert" key. Which brings me to my question...How do you use typeover in Microsoft Word?
I have a blueberry iBook, which has no "insert" key. Which brings me to my question...How do you use typeover in Microsoft Word? -
Is this mouse worth it?Well I have had my New iMac for about a week and I love the look of this one button mouse and wish I could keep it but it's driving me crazy, I can't…
... I was looking at the Microsoft Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer, does anyone ... -
"invalid sibling link" help! what does that mean?hello!<br /> <br /> after my nightmare with microsoft office x font problem, now something's gone wrong with the hard drive. disk utility says "…
hello! after my nightmare with microsoft office x font problem, now ... -
Your first computer ever???What was the first computer you ever had??<br /> <br /> Mine was a Spectravideo 286... it was '87 or '88 i guess.. a second hand one. Commodore 64 wa…
... ) ... Untill i abandoned all the microsoft stuff and fell in love ... -
How to set up MS Remote Desktop Connection in Win XP?Hi All,<br /> \tI have a nice cheapo little Athlon box that I run Softimage XSI on for school. I finally got XP Pro installed on it so I could tinke…
... too long with no success. Microsoft's website doesn't have ... -
jscript runtime errori have problems with java (some if not all, i'm not sure i'm not very "techie")<br /> <br /> example of an error message i get:<br /> <br /…
... an error message i get: microsoft JScript runtime error. line: char ...
