If You See Kay- April Wine. I heard this song when I was probably about 11-12 yrs old. I had no clue that it was spelling a dirty word 'til someone pointed it out to me. I guess my mind wasn't always in the gutter
Well the first thing I remember, was the way she smiled
And the way she looked at me, drivin me wild
She was dressed to kill in her five inch heels, her painted on satin pants
She had the look of need, like, give it to me, I dedided I should take a chance
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
That song always reminds me of high school, we would go to the local all-night diner with the music juke boxes in the booth, and crank that song at maximum volume!
Kate Bush's "The Man With the Child In His Eyes" is such a beautiful song, but I can't help thinking of how perverse the lyrics could be in a certain context....
"I realise he's there when I turn the light off and turn over"..."he's here again...the man with the child in his eyes"... "when I stay up late he's always waiting"...
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
Minor league when compared to "Givin' the Dog a Bone."
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Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
Ill be watching you
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Since youve gone Ive been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around, but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please,
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Every move you make, every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
That song has "stalker" written all over it.
Well the first thing I remember, was the way she smiled
And the way she looked at me, drivin me wild
She was dressed to kill in her five inch heels, her painted on satin pants
She had the look of need, like, give it to me, I dedided I should take a chance
If you see kay, tell her I want her
If you see kay, tell her I need her
If you see kay, tell her I want her now
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Simple enough: post song lyrics that sound dirty, but aren't. I'll begin:
"Come on, Baby." (too many artists to list)
Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"
Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
like a douche.
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
That song always reminds me of high school, we would go to the local all-night diner with the music juke boxes in the booth, and crank that song at maximum volume!
I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..
That song has "stalker" written all over it.
Well, now you know what the song is about
[CENTER]Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...[/CENTER]
What I say now, what I say now, awww
What I say now, what I say one time
The harder they come the harder they'll fall one and all
Ooh the harder they come the harder they'll fall one and all
"I realise he's there when I turn the light off and turn over"..."he's here again...the man with the child in his eyes"... "when I stay up late he's always waiting"...
I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..
That song has "stalker" written all over it.
The Police have said it's actually about the gub-ment keeping it's peepers on us.
"Im cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hands"
Broken Social Scene, Lover's spit
"All these people drinking lover's spit. Sit around, clean their face with it"
and
"All these people drinking lover's spit. Swallowing words while giving head."
Heat Wave
"Whenever I'm with him
Something inside
Starts to burning"
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?!" ... no beatin' around the bush from Jimmy
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
Minor league when compared to "Givin' the Dog a Bone."
RS - "You make a dead man come."
I thought the thread was "lyrics that sound dirty, but AREN'T". This doesn't fit your criteria, unless of course, you're a flasher.
I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..
That song has "stalker" written all over it.
lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this