Song Lyrics That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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in AppleOutsider edited May 2015
Simple enough: post song lyrics that sound dirty, but aren't. I'll begin:



"Come on, Baby." (too many artists to list)
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  • Reply 1 of 49
    yamayama Posts: 427member
    I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..



    Quote:

    Every breath you take

    And every move you make

    Every bond you break, every step you take

    Ill be watching you



    Every single day

    And every word you say

    Every game you play, every night you stay

    Ill be watching you



    Oh, cant you see

    You belong to me?

    How my poor heart aches

    With every step you take

    Every move you make

    Every vow you break

    Every smile you fake, every claim you stake

    Ill be watching you



    Since youve gone Ive been lost without a trace

    I dream at night, I can only see your face

    I look around, but its you I cant replace

    I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace

    I keep crying baby, baby please,

    Oh, cant you see

    You belong to me?

    How my poor heart aches

    With every step you take

    Every move you make

    Every vow you break

    Every smile you fake, every claim you stake

    Ill be watching you

    Every move you make, every step you take

    Ill be watching you

    Ill be watching you




    That song has "stalker" written all over it.
  • Reply 2 of 49
    If You See Kay- April Wine. I heard this song when I was probably about 11-12 yrs old. I had no clue that it was spelling a dirty word 'til someone pointed it out to me. I guess my mind wasn't always in the gutter





    Well the first thing I remember, was the way she smiled

    And the way she looked at me, drivin me wild

    She was dressed to kill in her five inch heels, her painted on satin pants

    She had the look of need, like, give it to me, I dedided I should take a chance



    If you see kay, tell her I want her

    If you see kay, tell her I need her

    If you see kay, tell her I want her now
  • Reply 3 of 49
    Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:



    AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"



    I'm rather upper class high society

    God's gift to ballroom notoriety

    I always fill my ballroom

    The event is never small

    The social pages say I've got

    The biggest balls of all

    CHORUS:

    I've got big balls

    I've got big balls

    And they're such big balls

    Dirty big balls

    And he's got big balls

    And she's got big balls

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all

    And my balls are always bouncing

    My ballroom always full

    And everybody comes and comes again

    If your name is on the guest list

    No one can take you higher

    Everybody says I've got

    Great balls of fire

    CHORUS

    Some balls are held for charity

    And some for fancy dress

    But when they're held for pleasure

    They're the balls that I like best

    My balls are always bouncing

    To the left and to the right

    It's my belief that my big balls

    Should be held every night
  • Reply 4 of 49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Simple enough: post song lyrics that sound dirty, but aren't. I'll begin:



    "Come on, Baby." (too many artists to list)



    Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"



  • Reply 5 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Corkurk View Post


    Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"







    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Reply 6 of 49
    Blinded by the light always sounded suspicious to me.



    like a douche.
  • Reply 7 of 49
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sherman Homan View Post


    Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:



    AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"







    That song always reminds me of high school, we would go to the local all-night diner with the music juke boxes in the booth, and crank that song at maximum volume!
  • Reply 8 of 49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by yama View Post


    I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..



    That song has "stalker" written all over it.



    Well, now you know what the song is about
  • Reply 9 of 49
    spcmsspcms Posts: 407member
    Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls







    [CENTER]Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites

    Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..

    Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon

    Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon

    Say everybody have you seen my balls?

    They're big and salty and brown

    If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up

    Just stick my balls in your mouth!

    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,

    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!

    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

    they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,

    So suck on My balls!



    Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy

    Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla

    Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick

    Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick

    Say everybody have you seen my balls?

    They're big and salty and brown

    If you ever need a quick Pick me up

    Just stick my balls in your mouth...

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls

    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!

    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

    they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre

    Suck on My balls!



    [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?

    Smells like something burning

    Well, that don't confront me none

    As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.

    Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..

    Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..

    Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!



    Someone help me, my balls are on fire!

    Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!

    Get some water, pour some water on me!

    My Balls are burning!

    Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!

    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!

    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

    Put em out baby, Blow em!

    Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!

    Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls

    Put em out baby, hoo, hoo

    Suck on my balls...[/CENTER]
  • Reply 10 of 49
    Winner winner, chicken dinner!
  • Reply 12 of 49
    Kate Bush's "The Man With the Child In His Eyes" is such a beautiful song, but I can't help thinking of how perverse the lyrics could be in a certain context....



    "I realise he's there when I turn the light off and turn over"..."he's here again...the man with the child in his eyes"... "when I stay up late he's always waiting"...



  • Reply 13 of 49
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by yama View Post


    I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..



    That song has "stalker" written all over it.



    The Police have said it's actually about the gub-ment keeping it's peepers on us.
  • Reply 14 of 49
    flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member
    Ani DiFranco, Swan Dive:



    "Im cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hands"



    Broken Social Scene, Lover's spit



    "All these people drinking lover's spit. Sit around, clean their face with it"



    and



    "All these people drinking lover's spit. Swallowing words while giving head."
  • Reply 15 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Bump!



    Heat Wave



    "Whenever I'm with him

    Something inside

    Starts to burning"
  • Reply 16 of 49
    Well, since midwinter bumped it, I'll add my favorite...



    "Why don't we get drunk and screw?!" ... no beatin' around the bush from Jimmy
  • Reply 17 of 49
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    The phillips variety, right!?!?



  • Reply 18 of 49
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sherman Homan View Post


    Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:



    AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"



    Minor league when compared to "Givin' the Dog a Bone."
  • Reply 19 of 49
    SpamSandwichSpamSandwich Posts: 33,407member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tonton View Post


    RS - "You make a dead man come."



    I thought the thread was "lyrics that sound dirty, but AREN'T". This doesn't fit your criteria, unless of course, you're a flasher.
  • Reply 20 of 49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by yama View Post


    I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..







    That song has "stalker" written all over it.



    lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this
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