what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me.
You pick up this working girl, who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all I do she says.
She says ten bucks for head, fifteen for half and half she says.
3 hits a day at 35 per, that's 7 tricks a day at least but she says "sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me. Only time I ever came."
You figure you can save her.
You sell your colour TV that keeps her off the street a whole day. You hock your typewriter for one jolt.
Then your shotgun, your watch.
A week later you say listen, I'm a little short but she says no scratch, no snatch.
You say look it is better to give but she says beat off, creep.
One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes.
You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "christ, you look ****ed" she says "hang tough!"
But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice sensitive guy like me..."
She says ten bucks for head, fifteen for half and half she says.
3 hits a day at 35 per, that's 7 tricks a day at least but she says "sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me. Only time I ever came."
You figure you can save her.
You sell your colour TV that keeps her off the street a whole day. You hock your typewriter for one jolt.
Then your shotgun, your watch.
A week later you say listen, I'm a little short but she says no scratch, no snatch.
You say look it is better to give but she says beat off, creep.
One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes.
You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "christ, you look ****ed" she says "hang tough!"
But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice sensitive guy like me..."
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Heh, I'm just glad I'm not in your shoes. Shoes. Hehehe.
Originally posted by aquafire
you'd roll those eyes right back in your head if you sampled some of this fine smack.
Shave dem arms for MAXIMUM TANNING!
You guys don't know the half of the story. Not half.
Originally posted by José
I guess it must be hard when the girl you've been drooling over for the past, what, four years turns and cockblocks you cold.
You guys don't know the half of the story. Not half.
FALSITUDE!
Dude's a bona-fide dipshit.
I have nothing to fear.
I'm moving in for the kill this weekend. Mark my words.
A sacrifice to Toutatis will be made.
Originally posted by José
I guess it must be hard when the girl you've been drooling over for the past, what, four years turns and cockblocks you cold.
I have found that my lovemaking frequency has dimished somewhat after marriage, but of course our love grows stronger every day. That more than makes up it.
Originally posted by Earl
Try getting fucking married.
That's funny, Earl. Ergo the massive porn collection.
Stevie Wonder says 'part time lover' and then whips his head around like a fish trying to wriggle a hook out of it's jaw.
The wind blows.
Earl's kids stumble upon the 'stash'.
Monica Belluci gives me a piece of that luscious, luscious ass.
José puts down the novel.
You already have one.
Biff? José? Earl? Trying to form a interracial rap group now?
Earl, you farking idiot. . .
Originally posted by Anders the White
Hey go to your private room.
You already have one.
Biff? José? Earl? Trying to form a interracial rap group now?
Biff's as white as they come. Biff comes from Birmingham, Alabama, yet finds himself strangely attracted to that Clay Aiken fellow. He gives old Biff the tinglies in ways that Linda hasn't for years.
Biff also really enjoys soup.
Also: Hans, the pink Unimog. He's German and a little... he's got doilies as seat covers. Do the math.
Cursing in French is like wiping your ass with silk. Too bad us moron-electing attack-monkeys don't appreciate that.
Dude's a bona-fide dipshit.
I have nothing to fear.
I'm moving in for the kill this weekend. Mark my words.
A sacrifice to Toutatis will be made.
Then again, you might need the truckthis weekend. Toutatis likes big stuff, so just throw the body under the tarp.
but if you can part with Hans, they say all the evangelical chicks really dig the big unimogs, especially in pink.
The screen names will be normal in the morning.
THE SCREEN NAMES WILL BE NORMAL IN THE MORNING!
IT WAS JUST A DRAEM!!!