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post #41 of 57
Well I always knew he was full of sh!t.
post #42 of 57
[quote]Originally posted by Hassan i-Sabbah:
<strong>You know, speaking as a coprophiliac...</strong><hr></blockquote>

*The sound of thousands of keyboards typing "www.dictionary.com" fills the room*

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post #43 of 57
Sorry guys, but when I saw Harald's post, this pickup immediately came to mind:

"Hey baby, I'd love to settle in your Gaza Strip..."

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: MozillaMan ]</p>
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post #44 of 57
[quote]Originally posted by MozillaMan:
<strong>Sorry guys, but when I saw Harald's post, this pickup immediately came to mind:

"Hey baby, I'd love to settle in your Gaza Strip..."

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: MozillaMan ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


Better not.
Unless you like to get the kudees.
post #45 of 57
[quote]Originally posted by Hassan i-Sabbah:
<strong>You know, speaking as a coprophiliac...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, if we're talking ill-advised pickup lines let's not beat about the bush, eh?
post #46 of 57
Er, so to speak.
post #47 of 57
hey do you like beef?, then suck this it's drippin


<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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post #48 of 57
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"ya ever seen the back seat of a GEO Metro before?"

To anyone out there with a Metro, I sincerely apologize. And just for you people I'll dis. myself because I'm pretty sure a Metro has a bigger back seat than my car.

"Hey, ya ever seen the back seat of a Jaguar XJS before?"
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post #49 of 57
i saw your boyfriend the other day.....look what he did!
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post #50 of 57
Hi, Im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.

Hey, wanna make an easy $50?

Wanna see my HARD drive? I promise in aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy!

I wet my pants, can I get in yours?

My love for you is like diahorrea, I just cant hold it in!

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: MiMac ]</p>
post #51 of 57
[quote]Originally posted by G4Dude:
<strong>"ya ever seen the back seat of a GEO Metro before?"

To anyone out there with a Metro, I sincerely apologize. </strong><hr></blockquote>

LMAO!!! I drive a Geo Metro! It's a fuel-efficient car, but the back seat IS tiny! I don't see how two people could ever make out back there.

Anyway, my pickup line -- which I created myself -- is copyrighted by Michael Sterling (myself) 2002:

"Girl, you must be a cow, because milk does your body GOOOOOOD!" <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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post #52 of 57
this only applies if the girl is wearing a towel:

"i hit a water buffalo on the way in, can i borrow your towel?"

&lt;trivia&gt; that's loosely from what movie? &lt;/trivia&gt;
post #53 of 57
Thread Starter 
Walk up to a hot chick and go "can I buy you a drink?" Then start up a conversation. When she is talking, rudely interrupt her and in your best Norm McDonald voice say, "Ya, well, that's wonderful. So how 'bout we get outtta here and go have some dirty butt sex."

[ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
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post #54 of 57
"Hi I voted for Nader. Wanna dance?"

Then do the Saturday Night Fever dance right in front of her.
post #55 of 57
[quote]Originally posted by G4Dude:
<strong>Walk up to a hot chick and go "can I buy you a drink?" Then start up a conversation. When she is talking, rudely interrupt her and in your best Norm McDonald voice say, "Ya, well, that's wonderful. So how 'bout we get outtta here and go have some dirty butt sex."

[ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


What other kind of sex is there? :cool:
post #56 of 57
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I've got a waterbed.

Can I brush your rug?

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you fancy a really good, hard shag?
post #57 of 57
is that a keg in your pants, cause i would sure like to tap that ass.

Drop a sugar packet and then say, "you dropped your nametag."

All I can think of right now.
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