Yay! We ordered my MacBook Pro!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, it happened! I said a prayer last night to the Lord asking Him to let my nephew come today to cut our grass and to order my MacBook Pro - when I woke up Mom and I thought he wasn't coming, but Lo and Behold, he DID come after all! And the first thing he did upon coming to our house was go online to http://www.apple.com's online store and he ordered the mac. And it's the one with the 512 MB video card and the 3.06 GHz processor and 500 GB hard drive @ 7200 rpm upgrades!



The shipping is from 1 - 3 days, but it won't come until anywhere from July 9 - July 15 - right in time for me to treat myself to All-You-Can-Eat Baby Back Ribs at the Lone Star Steakhouse that's up the hill from the local mall on July 15th.
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  • Reply 1 of 43
    taurontauron Posts: 911member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, it happened! I said a prayer last night to the Lord asking Him to let my nephew come today to cut our grass and to order my MacBook Pro - when I woke up Mom and I thought he wasn't coming, but Lo and Behold, he DID come after all! And the first thing he did upon coming to our house was go online to http://www.apple.com's online store and he ordered the mac. And it's the one with the 512 MB video card and the 3.06 GHz processor and 500 GB hard drive @ 7200 rpm upgrades!



    The shipping is from 1 - 3 days, but it won't come until anywhere from July 9 - July 15 - right in time for me to treat myself to All-You-Can-Eat Baby Back Ribs at the Lone Star Steakhouse that's up the hill from the local mall on July 15th.



    Halleluyah!!! Halleluyah!!! Oh lord have your good grace blessed this man! Oh jesus christ our savior and avid Mac user may this good man's Mac arrive fast at his house of God-fearing creatures and shine them the light of all that is good and heavenly with the heavenly Leopard operating system and its divine iWorks software package.



    Upon receiving this gift from God do not forget to turn on all parental controls to keep you and your entire family from giving in to temptation (idealteens.com, tube8.com, bigsausagepizza.com). Lets not forget that sinners have had their MacBook Pros spontaneously combust upon downloading satanic material.



    Halleluyah!!!
  • Reply 2 of 43
    k515k515 Posts: 36member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tauron View Post


    Upon receiving this gift from God do not forget to turn on all parental controls to keep you and your entire family from giving in to temptation (idealteens.com, tube8.com, bigsausagepizza.com). Lets not forget that sinners have had their MacBook Pros spontaneously combust upon downloading satanic material.



    Are you referring to the internet safety controls that prevent me from visiting questionable web sites (malware-wise), and sites that have trojans, worms, etc. so as to protect my computer? If so, thanks for the tip!



    And thanks for the reply!
  • Reply 3 of 43
    Can you guys lay-off the stupid God references? Better pray that He has nothing to do with your MBP or He'll føck that up too.
  • Reply 4 of 43
    taurontauron Posts: 911member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Are you referring to the internet safety controls that prevent me from visiting questionable web sites (malware-wise), and sites that have trojans, worms, etc. so as to protect my computer? If so, thanks for the tip!



    And thanks for the reply!



    No. I am referring to parental control that prevents you from spending whole days surfing porn and masturbating to transsexual-midget orgies.
  • Reply 5 of 43
    jupiteronejupiterone Posts: 1,564member




    "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
  • Reply 6 of 43
    wplj42wplj42 Posts: 439member
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    Originally Posted by Tauron View Post


    No. I am referring to parental control that prevents you from spending whole days surfing porn and masturbating to transsexual-midget orgies.



    You are one sick puppy. Not to mention pseudo-quasi Christian.
  • Reply 7 of 43
    sequitursequitur Posts: 1,910member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, it happened! I said a prayer last night to the Lord asking Him to let my nephew come today to cut our grass and to order my MacBook Pro - when I woke up Mom and I thought he wasn't coming, but Lo and Behold, he DID come after all! And the first thing he did upon coming to our house was go online to http://www.apple.com's online store and he ordered the mac. And it's the one with the 512 MB video card and the 3.06 GHz processor and 500 GB hard drive @ 7200 rpm upgrades!



    The shipping is from 1 - 3 days, but it won't come until anywhere from July 9 - July 15 - right in time for me to treat myself to All-You-Can-Eat Baby Back Ribs at the Lone Star Steakhouse that's up the hill from the local mall on July 15th.



    Did he ask for the "Back to School' deal with a FREE iPod Touch (after rebate)?
  • Reply 8 of 43
    k515k515 Posts: 36member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sequitur View Post


    Did he ask for the "Back to School' deal with a FREE iPod Touch (after rebate)?



    I did not ask for the back to school special - I no longer go to school.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tauron View Post


    No. I am referring to parental control that prevents you from spending whole days surfing porn and masturbating to transsexual-midget orgies.



    I very strongly dislike what you wrote, Tauron; It's extremely offensive to the max to me. All I was asking was if you were giving me a Internet safety tip! btw, I ought to report you to one of the mods or even the adm of this board for what you said.





    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rokcet Scientist View Post


    Can you guys lay-off the stupid God references? Better pray that He has nothing to do with your MBP or He'll føck that up too.



    Please, people, I believe very strongly in prayer, and being that my nephew rarely has the time to come over to our house to help us out, I felt that I had to pray - and I got my prayer answered in the positive. I'm becoming more and more religious and I realize that God is in control of all that happens to us and He wants the best for us. Regarding praying that God has nothing to do with my MBP, I very strongly believe that He'll protect it, and He'll help me with my MBP, not what you said He'll do with my MBP. Perhaps I ought to report you and your comment to one of the mods/adm.
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  • Reply 10 of 43
    brucepbrucep Posts: 2,823member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, it happened! I said a prayer last night to the Lord asking Him to let my nephew come today to cut our grass and to order my MacBook Pro - when I woke up Mom and I thought he wasn't coming, but Lo and Behold, he DID come after all! And the first thing he did upon coming to our house was go online to http://wwwsapple.com's online store and he ordered the mac. And it's the one with the 512 MB video card and the 3.06 GHz processor and 500 GB hard drive @ 7200 rpm upgrades!



    The shipping is from 1 - 3 days, but it won't come until anywhere from July 9 - July 15 - right in time for me to treat myself to All-You-Can-Eat Baby Back Ribs at the Lone Star Steakhouse that's up the hill from the local mall on July 15th.



    Your machine is built for you fresh. So it takes 2 or 3 days to built and 3 day's to ship. So maybe a 6 day delay or even 8 day delay .



    BUT you're getting a fresh MBP just like me . That means a lot because you will get the most up to date machine . Congratulations dude Its a screaming fast uni body gaming MBP .



    Let us know how it goes and welcome to the forum.



    Tauron was only joking.I hope .



    peace



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  • Reply 11 of 43
    k515k515 Posts: 36member
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    Originally Posted by brucep View Post


    Your machine is built for you fresh. So it takes 2 or 3 days to built and 3 day's to ship. So maybe a 6 day delay or even 8 day delay .



    BUT you're getting a fresh MBP just like me . That means a lot because you will get the most up to date machine . Congratulations dude Its a screaming fast uni body gaming MBP .



    Let us know how it goes and welcome to the forum.peace



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    Thanks - Posts such as yours are much much better.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brucep View Post


    Tauron was only joking.I hope



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    But joking about surfing porn and transsexual stuff on a computer (macintosh) site is a Big No NO! It can upset some people who read these posts (as it angered me) and besides, it doesn't even belong on sites such as this in the first place.
  • Reply 12 of 43
    brucepbrucep Posts: 2,823member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Thanks - Posts such as yours are much much better.



    .



    But joking about surfing porn and transsexual stuff on a computer (macintosh) site is a Big No NO! It can upset some people who read these posts (as it angered me) and besides, it doesn't even belong on sites such as this in the first place.



    Agreed
  • Reply 13 of 43
    taurontauron Posts: 911member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by k515 View Post


    please, people, i believe very strongly in prayer, and being that my nephew rarely has the time to come over to our house to help us out, i felt that i had to pray - and i got my prayer answered in the positive. I'm becoming more and more religious and i realize that god is in control of all that happens to us and he wants the best for us. Regarding praying that god has nothing to do with my mbp, i very strongly believe that he'll protect it, and he'll help me with my mbp, not what you said he'll do with my mbp. Perhaps i ought to report you and your comment to one of the mods/adm.



    HI! I am God. I order you to surrender you wife to me if she is still hot! I also order you to give me your mpb and go jump in a lake!!!
  • Reply 14 of 43
    brucepbrucep Posts: 2,823member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tauron View Post


    HI! I am God. I order you to surrender you wife to me if she is still hot! I also order you to give me your mpb and go jump in a lake!!!



    Dude you beat the horse already, cut the guy some slack. huh!



    Some people pray .

    Some people bake.

    what ever gets you thru the day



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  • Reply 15 of 43
    And some of us are amused by people who pray. (Baking I can understand... I just love fresh cookies!)



    You really find written words that offensive??... you can't just ignore it and move on?? Good god man, get some perspective on life!
  • Reply 16 of 43
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tauron View Post


    No. I am referring to parental control that prevents you from spending whole days surfing porn and masturbating to transsexual-midget orgies.



    The only sin there is - isn't when you're looking at it but when you fail to share a really good site with everyone else here.



    Given how terrible parents are giving sex ed, its probably best to let the kids wonder into 'our ladies prefer shrimp' websites than having to hear an insecure adult.
  • Reply 17 of 43
    taurontauron Posts: 911member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by KingOfSomewhereHot View Post


    And some of us are amused by people who pray. (Baking I can understand... I just love fresh cookies!)



    You really find written words that offensive??... you can't just ignore it and move on?? Good god man, get some perspective on life!



    If the guy had perspective in life he wouldn't be praying to God for a macbook pro, lol!
  • Reply 18 of 43
    k515k515 Posts: 36member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Thanks - Posts such as yours are much much better.



    .



    But joking about surfing porn and transsexual stuff on a computer (macintosh) site is a Big No NO! It can upset some people who read these posts (as it angered me) and besides, it doesn't even belong on sites such as this in the first place.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brucep View Post


    Agreed



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brucep View Post


    Dude you beat the horse already, cut the guy some slack. huh!



    Some people pray .

    Some people bake.

    what ever gets you thru the day



    9.





    Quote:
    Originally Posted by KingOfSomewhereHot View Post


    And some of us are amused by people who pray. (Baking I can understand... I just love fresh cookies!)



    You really find written words that offensive??... you can't just ignore it and move on?? Good god man, get some perspective on life!



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by macintoshtoffy View Post


    The only sin there is - isn't when you're looking at it but when you fail to share a really good site with everyone else here.



    Given how terrible parents are giving sex ed, its probably best to let the kids wonder into 'our ladies prefer shrimp' websites than having to hear an insecure adult.



    What is going on?? Are all you guys ganging (except brucep) up on me or something? You're all acting like a bunch of immature kids - please, people, let's be adults and be mature about what I said in my post -just because I said I pray doesn't mean you have to jump on me and tear me apart - why can't you respect me for going to our Creator with my requests? Our Creator IS our big boss, you know.



    Thanks for sticking up for me, brucep - shall we report Tauron to the mods or not??
  • Reply 19 of 43
    taurontauron Posts: 911member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by K515 View Post


    Our Creator IS our big boss, you know.



    No mofo, your creator is YOUR big boss. My boss is my wife and by the way my boss can bitchslap your big boss silly.



    PS: oh and BTW I already reported you to the mods for being stupid as fuck.
  • Reply 20 of 43
    Tauron... you have been keeping me extremely amused lately. I like!
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