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  • Reply 21 of 28
    bradbowerbradbower Posts: 1,068member
    I dunno, but why aren't there any mint-scented dish[washer] detergents? Or are there, but I've not heard of them?
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  • Reply 22 of 28
    Actually, the UK Milky Way bar == US Three Musketeers bar.



    Do NOT try the "Banana Milky Way" variety. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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  • Reply 23 of 28
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Why can't I find Mountain Dew anywhere in the UK any more??



    J <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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  • Reply 24 of 28
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    If a tree falls on someone in the woods, and there's no one else around, does the splattered human make any noise?



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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  • Reply 25 of 28
    Well, once he's splattered that's pretty much it.. so, no.
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  • Reply 26 of 28
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Well of course no sounds will eminate from the post-splatter humanoid...but during the process of getting crushed most humans will ehh, scream. Thus my question...



    But here's another one: If Turkeys are so full of steroids and hormones, how come guys like me who've been eating Turkey on a regular basis for decades, don't look like mutated versions of Arnold Schwarzenneger?
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  • Reply 27 of 28
    You know what? I don't like Pepsi. I drink milk. Or water. Or gatorade. Yeah. /me attempts to raise post count
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  • Reply 28 of 28
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Why is that man outside my office window??



    I'm scared :eek:



    J



    PS If I don't post within an hour please call for help!
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