The Stream of Consciousness

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  • Reply 41 of 99
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    When Sinewave is ill his Mum rubs vapo rub on his scrotum.



    Sick sick sick sick sick.



    J
  • Reply 42 of 99
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    And the AI Shameless (but funny) Bastard Award goes to....



    *waits, looks, listens*
  • Reply 43 of 99
    [quote]And the AI Shameless (but funny) Bastard Award goes to....



    *waits, looks, listens*

    <hr></blockquote>You! Over there! By the tree!

    *looks around nervously* *backs away slowly*

    Hello! /Dorfman voice

    *takes off in full sprint*
  • Reply 44 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulderand started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried tosleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back overand tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have adentist appointment tomorrow too?"
  • Reply 45 of 99
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    You mean that's a joke? I've actually said that to my wife. Here I though I was clever... must have heard that at some point and filed it away in my subconscious...



    and no, it didn't work.
  • Reply 46 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
  • Reply 47 of 99
    Sinewave, your handle is so apt. A simple waveform devoid of harmonic content. No further commentary necessary
  • Reply 48 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    [quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:

    <strong>Sinewave, your handle is so apt. A simple waveform devoid of harmonic content. No further commentary necessary</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Really?



    sine wave

    n.

    A waveform with deviation that can be graphically expressed as the sine curve.



    sine wave n : a wave whose waveform resembles a sine curve



    sine wave



    &lt;mathematics&gt; A waveform of a single constant frequency and amplitude that continues for all time.





    Did you just make up that definition on your own?



    Nice to see you like my Jokes Sam. I hope they didn't get your panties in a knot too much. Wouldn't want the Political Correct police at my door.
  • Reply 49 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    This is one just for Sam



    What is the difference between a woman and agolf ball? When you hit the golf ball, it doesn't come back.





    Q. When will women go to the moon?A. When it needs to be cleaned up.





    Q: How do you know where to make love to a fat woman? A: Flip through the folds until it smells likeshit, then go back one.
  • Reply 50 of 99
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Sinewave:

    <strong>Q: How do you know where to make love to a fat woman? A: Flip through the folds until it smells likeshit, then go back one.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    LOL



    The women in my office didn't find it funny though <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    J
  • Reply 51 of 99
    Now I may have to sift thru that endless reserve of redneck & white-trash jokes....
  • Reply 52 of 99
    I'm gonna have to side with Samantha here. You're being a prick, Sinewave. You wouldn't make a "black" joke in front of a group of african americans, would you (you woud? bullsh*t)? And why not? Because women are historically subjugated to the role of passivity, and thus are an easy target who often don't fight back. But there's no difference between making jokes based on race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, etc. It's all pretty rude. And before you say "well, I don't care if anyone makes fun of me and my race / ethnicity / gender / sexual orientation / etc," keep in mind that not everone feels like you do. People get offended. And if you continue to make racist/sexist jokes, don't act all f**king surprised when people call you a prick, or knock your ass out.



    Not A PC Thug, Just sick of male bullshit,

    David
  • Reply 53 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    [quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:

    <strong>Now I may have to sift thru that endless reserve of redneck & white-trash jokes....</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I am hardly redneck or white trash sugar tits
  • Reply 54 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    [quote]Originally posted by david:

    <strong>I'm gonna have to side with Samantha here. You're being a prick, Sinewave. You wouldn't make a "black" joke in front of a group of african americans, would you (you woud? bullsh*t)?<hr></blockquote></strong>

    I made a black joke? I was making fun of Blacks? I didn't know that. It was a funny stupif advertisement. Quit being so damned sensitive. BTW a Black man sent me the link to this on ICQ. Want me to being him in here so he can laugh at you?

    [quote]<strong>

    And why not? Because women are historically subjugated to the role of passivity, and thus are an easy target who often don't fight back.

    <hr></blockquote></strong>

    What do you call a women with two black eyes? A women that didn't listen the FIRST TIME!

    Ok all joking aside I know plenty of women that could kick my ass, I also know plenty of women that stick around bad abusive relationships with asshole drunks that like to anal rape them into submission. But yet these girls wont leave. Why is that? Believe me I am not for wife or women beating of any kind. I respect women more than I do men. But seriously people.. get the poles out of your ass. You've been brainwashed the past 8 years with this Political Correctness BS that has polluted this country. And it doesn't help racism.. it just makes it worse.

    [quote]<strong>

    But there's no difference between making jokes based on race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, etc. It's all pretty rude.

    <hr></blockquote></strong>

    Sorry I didn't know this forum was filled with a bunch of PC tight asses. I make fun of myself more than I do any one else. If you can't laugh at yourself your too uptight.

    [quote]<strong>

    And before you say "well, I don't care if anyone makes fun of me and my race / ethnicity / gender / sexual orientation / etc," keep in mind that not everone feels like you do. People get offended. And if you continue to make racist/sexist jokes, don't act all f**king surprised when people call you a prick, or knock your ass out.

    <hr></blockquote></strong>

    Actually I have never had anyone say anything to me.. most people I hang around know I have a twisted sense of humor. No one gets offended. But then again.. I usually don't hang around crybabies.

    [quote]<strong>

    Not A PC Thug, Just sick of male bullshit,

    David</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Male Bullshit? So only males do this? Yes my friend you ARE a PC thug. PCr's always blame the "male" esp the "white male"



    I have never beat on a girl. Actually if you ever asked one of my ex-gf (which most I am still friends with) they will tell you I am not some racist pig that treats them like a piece of meat.



    The internet is not politically correct. If you want to live in a politically correct world get off the internet.
  • Reply 55 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?Screw that. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
  • Reply 56 of 99
    [quote]I am hardly redneck or white trash sugar tits<hr></blockquote>



    I didn't say that you are. But through the nature of your posts, you are telling the world that you could well be. Why don't you post something that puts yourself, (and your gender) in better stead instead of resorting to puerile cheap shots. In other words, grow up.
  • Reply 57 of 99
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Sinewave...the Andrew Dice Clay of AI.



    Man you really are a shameless bastard aren't you? And here I thought your original woman joke (the ear muffs one, which I have to admit was pretty funny given the context) was merely a symptom of a recent failed romance or something...



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 58 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    [quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:

    <strong>

    I didn't say that you are. But through the nature of your posts, you are telling the world that you could well be.<hr></blockquote></strong> No.. If I was stating these things as fact.. yes maybe I would be. But I am joking. If you'd get the reindeer out of your ass you'd might see that. <strong> [quote]

    Why don't you post something that puts yourself, (and your gender) in better stead instead of resorting to puerile cheap shots. In other words, grow up.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Cheap shots? THEY ARE JOKES! I know political correctness and reality don't mix very well and PCness usually makes a person lose all sense of humor they had.



    In other words.. I am not being a racist, or woman beater. I am joking. In other words. Stop being such a whiney tight ass ok?



    [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Sinewave ]</p>
  • Reply 59 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    [quote]Originally posted by Moogs ?:

    <strong>Sinewave...the Andrew Dice Clay of AI.

    Man you really are a shameless bastard aren't you? And here I thought your original woman joke (the ear muffs one, which I have to admit was pretty funny given the context) was merely a symptom of a recent failed romance or something...

    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Actually I wouldn't have posted all of that had Samantha not been such a big inspiration to me. She makes me want to get out of bed in the morning.
  • Reply 60 of 99
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    I also find it's funny a black man can stand up on stage and make fun of white people and it's ok. But a white man comes on stage and makes fun of Black people it's racists.







    Double Standard.
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