That's it...stop the world, I wanna get off...

pscatespscates
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in General Discussion edited January 2014




<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40105,00.html"; target="_blank">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40105,00.html</a>;



I think I'm just going to start throwing punches.



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  • Reply 1 of 23
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    [quote]Originally posted by pscates:

    <strong>



    <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40105,00.html"; target="_blank">http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40105,00.html</a>;



    I think I'm just going to start throwing punches.



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    The end (no pun intended?) is nigh...by the way...WHAT THE FACK IS THIS?







    Anyways, Fox News is exactly NOT news...its bullshit journalism...
  • Reply 2 of 23
    sebseb Posts: 676member
    Looks like somebodies brain...on drugs.



    Too funny pscates.



    I cracked (ugh, sorry) up when I read this part, "ButÂ*if it's such a pain...".



    Oh man...



  • Reply 3 of 23
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    [quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:

    <strong>Anyways, Fox News is exactly NOT news...its bullshit journalism...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    What do you mean? They're ever bit as legit as CNN.



    Oops...wait a minute...



  • Reply 4 of 23
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    [Edit: never mind...just WAY to vulgar and tacky for a family website...]



    Proceed on...







    [ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: pscates ]</p>
  • Reply 5 of 23
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    You want to "get off"? Looks like you can
  • Reply 6 of 23
    retrograderetrograde Posts: 503member
    O! withered is the garland of the war,

    The soldier's pole is fallen; young boys and girls

    Are level now with men; the odds is gone,

    And there is nothing left remarkable

    Beneath the visiting moon.



    Shakespeare



  • Reply 7 of 23
    retrograderetrograde Posts: 503member
    I'd rather be a dog and bay the moon



    Shakespeare



  • Reply 8 of 23
    sizzle chestsizzle chest Posts: 1,133member
    Ah, to be young, clueless, and supple of ass.



    --Sizzle Chest
  • Reply 9 of 23
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    seriously, what the hell was that?????????



    that was supposed to be serious, right...? :confused:



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 10 of 23
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by Scott H.:

    <strong>You want to "get off"? Looks like you can </strong><hr></blockquote>



    LOL
  • Reply 11 of 23
    retrograderetrograde Posts: 503member
    [quote]Originally posted by sizzle chest:

    <strong>Ah, to be young, clueless, and supple of ass.



    --Sizzle Chest</strong><hr></blockquote>



  • Reply 12 of 23
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    I'll second that 'cates. I say we get some like-minded, sane folk together and start a new planet. Now if we could just master than inter-stellar travel thing...



    The fact that Fox even publishes such drivel proves unequivocally what a worthless POS "news" organization they truly are....



    Butt-cleavage. If I see anyone walking around with their ass purposely hanging out of their shorts, they will get verbally abused...and hopefully humiliated when everyone starts staring and making unpleasant faces.



  • Reply 13 of 23
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    This would fit in my "Oh Dear Lord" thread perfrectly.
  • Reply 14 of 23
    nonhumannonhuman Posts: 131member
    Wouldn't stuff get in there? Especially when you sit down?
  • Reply 15 of 23
    sizzle chestsizzle chest Posts: 1,133member
    There are some guys in my neighborhood who wear their pants even lower than that, but they have the decency to wear a giant pair of boxers underneath, at least.
  • Reply 16 of 23
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Ah, the sweet uselessness of fashion and celebrities. Life is back to normal.



    or is it: ?



    I can't decide.
  • Reply 17 of 23
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Wanna kill this "trend?" Carry pencils around.
  • Reply 18 of 23
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    What really gets me about stuff like this is how a few select people can take something that just in the recent past was seen as (pick one) tacky, dorky, uncool, tasteless, disgusting, etc. (I'm not talking just about the butt cleavage thing, either...I mean ANYTHING) and suddenly cause it to be immediately cool and acceptable?



    I guess what I'm trying to say is: "who makes the rules...and why/how do they change so frequently?".



    Remember back in the 80's: if someone even MENTIONED bell bottoms, they were beaten with a lawn mower blade or at least laughed out of the room.



    Then, somehow, they actually staged a comeback.



    That's why I don't do the trendy thing because I know that no matter how cool something is RIGHT NOW, in 10 years we're either going to be laughing our asses off or vomiting uncontrollably at our participation in them.



    But back to this butt crack thing: weren't we, just the other day, it seems, making jokes and seeing sitcom sight gags based on the whole "plumber's butt" thing?



    And now, suddenly, it's the height of fashion and the sexiest thing since the Wonder Panty?



    I just don't get it. Suppose I never will. I spend a large chunk of my life trying to predict the next big thing, based on the following scientific criteria:



    1. how unbelievably ****ing stupid it would seem if the thought crossed our mind right this minute...but in 8 months, hey, who knows? Why not?



    So with that, I'm guessing camel toe enhancing jeans and shirts that are strategically cut to expose the most amount of back hair and shoulder zits possible.



    Man...



  • Reply 19 of 23
    the toolboithe toolboi Posts: 557member
    Tf anything has Fox in it or is on the channel Fox and lacks "Groening" in the cast list than it is crap.

    With the sole exception of The Family guy.



    This is nothing more.
  • Reply 20 of 23
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    I just thought of a new bumper sticker....



    "Trendy people suck."



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