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  • Reply 21 of 24
    yes you may...but only 3 times...not 2, for 2 is to few nor 5 for it is way off! but 3.
  • Reply 22 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Wrong Robot:

    <strong>yes you may...but only 3 times...not 2, for 2 is to few nor 5 for it is way off! but 3.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    what about 4??
  • Reply 23 of 24
    noahjnoahj Posts: 4,502member
    ARTHUR:

    Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That Robot's dynamite.

    ROBIN:

    Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

    ARTHUR:

    Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.



    GALAHAD:

    Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

    ARTHUR:

    Like what?

    GALAHAD:

    Well... ooh.

    LAUNCELOT:

    Have we got bows?

    ARTHUR:

    No.

    LAUNCELOT:

    We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

    ARTHUR:

    Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.

    Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

    MONKS: [chanting]

    Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

    Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.



    ARTHUR:

    How does it, um-- how does it work?

    LAUNCELOT:

    I know not, my liege.

    ARTHUR:

    Consult the Book of Armaments!

    BROTHER MAYNARD:

    Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

    SECOND BROTHER:

    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'



    And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

    MAYNARD:

    Skip a bit, Brother.

    SECOND BROTHER:

    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

    MAYNARD:

    Amen.

    KNIGHTS:

    Amen.

    ARTHUR:

    Right!



    One!... Two!... Five!

    GALAHAD:

    Three, sir!

    ARTHUR:

    Three!

    [Wrong Robot dies]
  • Reply 24 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by NoahJ:

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    [Wrong Robot dies] </strong><hr></blockquote>



    poor bastard...

    never had a chance...
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