This whole white iPhone thing is hysterical. Apple has said in no uncertain terms that there will be no white iP4. Yet, we have parsed and fantasized and dreamed up scenarios where the white iPhone will actually be available.
Well, let me tell you how this is going to go down. The white iPhone will be available on launch day. But, it will be a Verizon exclusive. Yes! You read correctly. Verizon is the unannounced, one more thing that will rock the cell phone universe. They will only have one per Verizon store. If you are not already in line, you waited too late.
Don't even think about trying to break into a Verizon store to steal one. All of the white iPhones are in a single crate at an undisclosed location guarded by big foot. You heard it here first.
Agreed. even though he is trying to help, i dont get how an electronic device can show ur sexual preference unless it says clearly "the owner of this iphone is gay" and was written by the owner
To me, it seems like a way for a person to pretend hide their prejudices while still being open about them in a slightly veiled way. Black really isn't a macho color, and white really isn't a feminine or gay color.
Unfortunately Best Buy told me Sunday they might have them. There's definitely some conflicting information.
A preacher told me there was a Hell that burned sinners for all eternity. My mother told me there was a Santa Clause. My boss told me that if I worked hard and applied myself, I could get a promotion in the next six months. What do all of these things have in common? None of these declarations are true!
You really want to put your faith in BB? Really? They don't know an iPhone from a Palm Pre. They likely are confused with their inventory of white 3GS units. In any event, Apple has said THERE ARE NO WHITE iPhones! I think Apple is the more credible party here. But hey, perhaps you can get past big foot and grab one of those Verizon iPhones. I hope you have a fast getaway unicorn waiting.
By the way, if there is a white iP4 out there, I will be the one to get it. So the rest of you suckas better just give up now!
My female friend says the white iPhone is for girls and it looks 'gay' when a man has one and she's from Brooklyn so she should be listened to. Must admit when I say a man with a white iPhone it does look kinda weak, but that's just my opinion.
Great, so the bigots in Crooklyn get a vote on what color iPhone the homophobes should avoid. You both ought to get out more, but that's just my opinion.
Best buy shows they ordered white iPhones, but it does not show Apple has shipped any of them. If we get an update showing this document updated showing white ones have shipped I see long lines of campers at best buy. I would bet on no white iPhones on launch day.
Has anyone thought that maybe the reason why Apple is not accepting pre-orders for the White version of the iPhone is because they want to give people who actually camp and choose to just go on day 1 a reason to do it? it would only make sense. It makes it more rewarding to those who try harder to get the phone.... what do u think?
Hmmmm.... Let me see: as of a couple of minutes ago, Apple's website says "White iPhone currently unavailable for pre-order or in-store pickup," and there's speculation that BB could have it on launch day?
My female friend says the white iPhone is for girls and it looks 'gay' when a man has one and she's from Brooklyn so she should be listened to. Must admit when I say a man with a white iPhone it does look kinda weak, but that's just my opinion.
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This whole white iPhone thing is hysterical. Apple has said in no uncertain terms that there will be no white iP4. Yet, we have parsed and fantasized and dreamed up scenarios where the white iPhone will actually be available.
Well, let me tell you how this is going to go down. The white iPhone will be available on launch day. But, it will be a Verizon exclusive. Yes! You read correctly. Verizon is the unannounced, one more thing that will rock the cell phone universe. They will only have one per Verizon store. If you are not already in line, you waited too late.
Don't even think about trying to break into a Verizon store to steal one. All of the white iPhones are in a single crate at an undisclosed location guarded by big foot. You heard it here first.
Apple has said in no uncertain terms that there will be no white iP4.
Unfortunately Best Buy told me Sunday they might have them. There's definitely some conflicting information.
Agreed. even though he is trying to help, i dont get how an electronic device can show ur sexual preference unless it says clearly "the owner of this iphone is gay" and was written by the owner
To me, it seems like a way for a person to pretend hide their prejudices while still being open about them in a slightly veiled way. Black really isn't a macho color, and white really isn't a feminine or gay color.
Unfortunately Best Buy told me Sunday they might have them. There's definitely some conflicting information.
A preacher told me there was a Hell that burned sinners for all eternity. My mother told me there was a Santa Clause. My boss told me that if I worked hard and applied myself, I could get a promotion in the next six months. What do all of these things have in common? None of these declarations are true!
You really want to put your faith in BB? Really? They don't know an iPhone from a Palm Pre. They likely are confused with their inventory of white 3GS units. In any event, Apple has said THERE ARE NO WHITE iPhones! I think Apple is the more credible party here. But hey, perhaps you can get past big foot and grab one of those Verizon iPhones. I hope you have a fast getaway unicorn waiting.
By the way, if there is a white iP4 out there, I will be the one to get it. So the rest of you suckas better just give up now!
My female friend says the white iPhone is for girls and it looks 'gay' when a man has one and she's from Brooklyn so she should be listened to. Must admit when I say a man with a white iPhone it does look kinda weak, but that's just my opinion.
Great, so the bigots in Crooklyn get a vote on what color iPhone the homophobes should avoid. You both ought to get out more, but that's just my opinion.
Unfortunately Best Buy told me Sunday they might have them. There's definitely some conflicting information.
A talking goat told me apple would be bankrupt by Saturday. You can't believe everything you hear.
Has anyone thought that maybe the reason why Apple is not accepting pre-orders for the White version of the iPhone is because they want to give people who actually camp and choose to just go on day 1 a reason to do it? it would only make sense. It makes it more rewarding to those who try harder to get the phone.... what do u think?
Not reasonable to me.
Yeah, sure. That's likely.
My female friend says the white iPhone is for girls and it looks 'gay' when a man has one and she's from Brooklyn so she should be listened to. Must admit when I say a man with a white iPhone it does look kinda weak, but that's just my opinion.
GET A LIFE DUDE
your nasty cracks suck