Repent, for the end is near.

pscates

It must be, right? I mean:



<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/29/television.smith.reut/index.html"; target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/29/television.smith.reut/index.html</a>;









Holy smoke...



Only in America (cue "Battle Hymn of the Republic"...)

_ alliance _

is it just me, or is her face repulsive? ugh...

groverat

From the article...



"She packs a lot in."



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brussell

At first I thought this was another NoahJ thread.

:eek:

cdhostage

A pretty lady with fake boobs.



Why pick one over another? Hollywood is full of them.



I mean, theresps proablably one or two of them with brains but what does that have to do with hosting a show?



Hmm. Maybe the Dahm triplets will do a bio... &lt;drool&gt;

pscates

First off, she's not pretty. Second, she seems to have the personality and charisma of a stapler. Third, she's a bit of a skanked-out has-been (or possibly even a "never was"?).



She can't act, can't sing, doesn't really DO anything. Married an old coot for less-than-noble reasons, is in CONSTANT battles with said coot's family and estate, was on drugs, has a questionable history with assistants and bodyguards.



What is it about her that I'm simply not seeing?



Even though I don't like the Osbourne thing, I can at least understand its appeal. I mean, Ozzy Osbourne...that's an interesting, charismatic fella, with an equally touched family. Fine.



But this twit? Anna Nicole Smith?



WHO likes her? Who will honestly carve out time in their lives to watch this idiot sit around, eat and ***** about her life in a slurred drawl?



You have to be LIKEABLE, somewhat, to be on TV. Or at the very least, have something about you that is captivating or intriguing. Or SOMETHING!



Ms. Smith has exactly two things going for her. And they're hardly enough to carry a TV show.







What a skank.

ghost_user_name

[quote]Originally posted by pscates:

<strong>First off, she's not pretty. Second, she seems to have the personality and charisma of a stapler. Third, she's a bit of a skanked-out has-been (or possibly even a "never was"?).



</strong><hr></blockquote>



Wow, I'm not sure I could have said that any better. Well done, sir.

noahj

[quote]Originally posted by BRussell:

<strong>At first I thought this was another NoahJ thread.

:eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>



Touche!

scott_h_phd

For me the only reason to tune into a show like that would be to look at a hot chick. She's not hot. Fake boobs are lame. I'd rather look at an actractive flat chested woman than one with fake boobs.

eman

This should be a great show...



<img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

finboy

Regarding this thread and the "rock is dead" thread:



We know the end is near, and rock is dead, because Celine Dion and some other chick are doing a cover of "You shook me all night long" (that's right, the AC/DC one!) in their divas show. A friend called to tell me that last night (just to make sure that I didn't see it).



It's all over now, we're coasting towards the abyss!!!!!!

spiffster

Well, as far as i know the world was over when all this reality tv crap started. They all really follow the same plot. Some people do a buch of stupid stuff, and they get taped while doing it. This just goes to show *dumb* (for lack of better term ) Americans are.



I personally dislike them (if you couldnt tell ). They are a waste of time and tv producer money.



My two ¢.

tmp

hey- it's E! for gods sake. If five people show up to watch that drugged out floozie (Thrill as Anna Nicole eats twinkies and swills Jack Daniels in bed! Marvel as she yacks it all up in her Beverly Hills toilet! Gasp as she attempts to gate crash a private party at Moomba!) live what passes for her life, thay will have had twice as many viewers as before.



Personally I'd rather watch <a href="http://www.stylenetwork.com/Shows/Nigella/"; target="_blank">Nigella Lawson</a>: she's gorgeous AND she can cook.



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murbot

I could never understand it with her...



SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.



Jesus, what the hell do people see in her??



She's ugly, talks like she has the education of a 6 year old, and is a millionaire because she played with an old man's limp noodle for a few months...



I thought TV was already as low as it could go.

digix

Please people, be nice when talking about women.

buonrotto

[quote]Originally posted by pscates:

<strong>She can't act, can't sing, doesn't really DO anything. Married an old coot for less-than-noble reasons, is in CONSTANT battles with said coot's family and estate, was on drugs, has a questionable history with assistants and bodyguards.



What is it about her that I'm simply not seeing?</strong><hr></blockquote>



I think you understand it perfectly. It's the same reason why we replay sports injuries repeatedly in super-slow motion. People have always been fascinated by the grotesque.



[quote]<strong>You have to be LIKEABLE, somewhat, to be on TV..</strong><hr></blockquote>



Not true! 9 out of 10 TV shows are populated with unlikable people and/or animals. People love to hate. <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />

moogs

In keeping with the theme, she is satan incarnate. No one would ever expect him to come back as a tabloid slut, right? Right?! I'm tellin' ya, if she mates with the wrong person and has a kid, we're all done for. I say we kill 'er now before it's too late. Where's Cuss - I bet if we paid him a tidy sum he'd find a way to slip cyanide into her tube of astro-glide or something (without even being detected).







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trick fall

Awww, c'mon this is funny stuff. I mean, if it came down to it I'd certainly rather watch Anna Nicole than Everybond loves ****ing Raymond. Don't any of you people read Page Six? Don't you understand the greatest satire and folly is real life?

jeffyboy

Did anyone catch her on Larry King Live tonight?



The only way to describe it was "woozy trainwreck" with a lawyer named Howard Stern (not him) in tow to try to steer her to clairity. Larry asked her first impression of the old dude she married. Her answer: "He was really sick." <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> You can't write this stuff!



It was shocking when they cut away during breaks to see clips from Guess jeans and Playboy and remember how hot she was back in the day.



I think I'll tune in to the first episode of the tv show out of morbid curiosity.



Jeff



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murbot

I must be getting old or something, but I'd rather spend a night with Ray's wife than Anna Nicole Smith anyday.



Woozy trainwreck? That's a great description!

anders

The end is not near. We passed the end sometime in the 80´s. I think it was around the time Stock, Aitken and Waterman made their first "hits"



[quote]Originally posted by jeffyboy:

<strong>Larry asked her first impression of the old dude she married. Her answer: "He was really sick." </strong><hr></blockquote>



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Ohh my stomach. I don´t have the fitness to laugh so much. Quote of the ye.. decade.