The Great "Who Am I?" Competition (Pt. 1)

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Let's start this with an easy one; who on AI is this ... ?



"I got on the boards before The Great Outage. My input was either well-researched opinion with possibly the sniff of insider information (for example linking to tech pages in the bowels of various technology OEM product pages), and I quickly got a fanatical following for my posts due to their mix of incredible detail and mysterious allusion. When what I predicted didn't happen (with one possible exception) the fanaticism turned nasty, and although I tried to re-invent myself as a happy speculator like everyone else, I'm forever tarred with the "phoney brush" even though I've made a lot of interesting speculation.



My name makes Matsu lose control of his bladder and bowels with tedious predictability.



When I discovered AI smilies it really was something beautiful to behold.



My English sucks."




[ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Harald ]</p>
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  • Reply 1 of 32
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Harald:

    <strong>Let's start this with an easy one; who on AI is this ... ?



    "I got on the boards before The Great Outage. My input was either well-researched opinion with possibly the sniff of insider information (for example linking to tech pages in the bowels of various technology OEM product pages), and I quickly got a fanatical following for my posts due to their mix of incredible detail and mysterious allusion. When what I predicted didn't happen (with one possible exception) the fanaticism turned nasty, and although I tried to re-invent myself as a happy speculator like everyone else, I'm forever tarred with the "phoney brush" even though I've made a lot of interesting speculation.



    My name makes Matsu lose control of his bladder and bowels with tedious predictability.



    When I discovered AI smilies it really was something beautiful to behold.



    My English sucks."




    [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Harald ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Kormac ?
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  • Reply 2 of 32
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    [quote] My name makes Matsu lose control of his bladder and bowels with tedious predictability.<hr></blockquote>



    Someone hurry up and post the damn name!!



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  • Reply 3 of 32
    thoth2thoth2 Posts: 277member
    The "my english sucks" bit makes me think its

    Dorsal, but really, that could make it anyone here.

    Thoth
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  • Reply 4 of 32
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    Darn, too easy. Congratulations Powerdoc.



    Now, let's try this one:



    "I am TOTALLY full of shît."



    Who could this possibly be?



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  • Reply 5 of 32
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    [quote]Originally posted by Harald:

    <strong>"I am TOTALLY full of shît."



    Who could this possibly be?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    any1 who has ever posted a rumor on AI.
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  • Reply 6 of 32
    thoth2thoth2 Posts: 277member
    [quote]Originally posted by Harald:

    <strong>Darn, too easy. Congratulations Powerdoc.



    Now, let's try this one:



    "I am TOTALLY full of shît."



    Who could this possibly be?



    </strong><hr></blockquote>





    allenmcjones?

    Thoth
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  • Reply 7 of 32
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    How about this one...



    "I'm a despicable git...and I'm brown...oh, and I run Think Secret."



    [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Eugene ]</p>
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  • Reply 8 of 32
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    PowerMacG4... that son of a...
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  • Reply 9 of 32
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    How bout this one:



    "Posting movies of inside jokes and Apple commercials with new voice-overs is REALLY COOL and worth EVERYONE'S time!!!!!"



    Who am I?????
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  • Reply 10 of 32
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Macintosh?
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  • Reply 11 of 32
    My computer setup ranks number one in the computer setup hall of fame, It is shrouded in secrecy and no one is aloud to see it ever. I dont own a digital camera therefore i cant show any one anyhow. But believe me its awsome... Who am I?
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  • Reply 12 of 32
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    That would be me of course.
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  • Reply 13 of 32
    ah of course you got it
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  • Reply 14 of 32
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>PowerMacG4... that son of a...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    poweraacG4 run think secret ? , the only one prediction he make was about the G4, all his others predictions where wrong



    [ 06-25-2002: Message edited by: powerdoc ]</p>
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  • Reply 15 of 32
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    "THE TRUTH TRAIN IS COMING GET ON BORED!!! WHOOOO WHOOOO!!!!



    JEFF

    (oops)

    Jeff
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  • Reply 16 of 32
    leonisleonis Posts: 3,427member
    Peter B
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  • Reply 17 of 32
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    a very difficult one : Is it tennis ?
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  • Reply 18 of 32
    I don't like the French.
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  • Reply 19 of 32
    Or anyone else, really.
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  • Reply 20 of 32
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    [quote]Originally posted by Hassan i-Sabbah:

    <strong>Or anyone else, really.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Racist
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