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  • Reply 21 of 34
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

    <strong>Very good.

    Now see if you can answer this one.



    What creature walks first on 4 legs, then on 2, then on 3?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    The most classical one, coming from Egypt : the sphynx : the human : baby he walks with the helps of his 4 limbs, adult two legs are sufficient and old he need a stick.



    But i did not knew the one with the baker. The problem is when you see barber you immediatly think that it's a man, and thus you could not find the solution.
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  • Reply 22 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by powerdoc:

    <strong>



    The most classical one, coming from Egypt : the sphynx : the human : baby he walks with the helps of his 4 limbs, adult two legs are sufficient and old he need a stick.



    But i did not knew the one with the baker. The problem is when you see barber you immediatly think that it's a man, and thus you could not find the solution.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Here's a more contemporary one to boggle your mind.



    I turn my head once you may go where you please.

    I turn it again and you stay till you rot.

    I have no face but I live or die by my crooked teeth.
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  • Reply 23 of 34
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
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  • Reply 24 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    Sweet dreams. For those of you still paying attention the answer is a key.



    But what is this?



    Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, always drinking, clad in mail, never clinking.
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  • Reply 25 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:



    But what is this?



    Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, always drinking, clad in mail, never clinking.<hr></blockquote>



    That would be my old mail man, but don't say I ever said that to him.
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  • Reply 26 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:



    But what is this?



    Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, always drinking, clad in mail, never clinking.<hr></blockquote>



    Oh, I suppose you're fishing for the reel answer. Just for the halibut, I'll bite.



    It's the Loch Ness monster in winter after all night of drinking wearing a rubber armor.
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  • Reply 27 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by GardenOfEarthlyDelights:

    <strong>



    Oh, I suppose you're fishing for the reel answer. Just for the halibut, I'll bite.



    It's the Loch Ness monster in winter after all night of drinking wearing a rubber armor.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Almost.
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  • Reply 28 of 34
    soulcrushersoulcrusher Posts: 587member
    What is mind? No matter.

    What is matter? Never mind.
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  • Reply 29 of 34
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    that's cute



    but really the two are inseperable... in my opinion
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  • Reply 30 of 34
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.



    OI foget God' s last message tyo Creation buyt iot was sopmetyjing ;lke Spyyr fpr a;ll; the Mess"!



    Goptta go to bed bye/.
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  • Reply 31 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    Okay, the answer is a fish.

    But explain this.

    A man lives in an apartment on the 13th floor. Every day he takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. When he comes home he takes the lift to the 10th floor and climbs 3 flights of stairs to the 13th floor and his apartment.

    Why?





    <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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  • Reply 32 of 34
    He's a midget, and can only reach the 10th floor button on the way up. The button to get to the ground floor was never a problem.



    Blueflame



    [ 07-15-2002: Message edited by: Blueflame ]</p>
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  • Reply 33 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    2 men live in neighbouring houses. One man owns a Cockrel which one day leaps into the other man's garden and lays an egg. Who owns the egg?
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  • Reply 34 of 34
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

    <strong>2 men live in neighbouring houses. One man owns a Cockrel which one day leaps into the other man's garden and lays an egg. Who owns the egg?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    The answer is actually that Cockrels don't lay eggs! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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