Screw Wimbledon (or at least the ladies draw)!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Justine Henin played a terrible match against Penis Williams, losing 3-6,2-6. Poor Justine, she was up 2-0 in the first set and just lost it from there. Very weak returns and sprayed a lot of balls . Just didn't play the type of game I felt she could've. It's even harder when you have to have to face a woman more masculine than those in the men's draw. Justine is much cuter though.



GO MAURESMO!
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  • Reply 1 of 23
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Yeah. . . Mauresmo just screams "sex change operation."



    Anyway, I tend to forget the womens'/ladies' draw in all tournaments. Mens' tennis is much better to watch. I suppose womens tennis can get some watch-time from me, but it's not usually the tennis that's getting the attention.
  • Reply 2 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Well, at least she's not one of the Williams brothers. I'd rather have someone beat one of them instead of both of them playing each other.



    I have to cordially disagree with you. I think that women's tennis is normally far better to watch. Now it really isn't so because you have Penis and Serena who are just overpowering. The women's game is just better in my opinion. I'm not gonna say the men can't play some very entertaining matches, because I think the Henman matches (yes, I said matches because he will win Wimbledon this year), and also Rafter vs. Sampras last year was GREAT tennis.



    Oh, and Jennifer lost too.
  • Reply 3 of 23
    eat@meeat@me Posts: 321member
    People are really starting, if not already, resenting the Williams sisters. They are not liked, they are boring during interviews, and they grunt all the time. Like they need to intimidate their opponents even further.



    Williams sisters are going to make women's tennis uninteresting. how many times can you see the same sibling rivalry with their father shooting video footage in the stands. gag me.



    happy 4th
  • Reply 4 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Exactly. Not to mention their father stomping on the NBC press box or whatever it was last year. I can't stand them.



    People talking about Mauresmo playing like a man (and being a lesbian), why not talk about the Williams brothers?



    Looks like they'll meet in the finals. Serena is cruising right now. That means they won't have me watching that final.



    Put them in the men's draw.
  • Reply 5 of 23
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    I think that they should create a tourmanent for transexual tennis players



    I would not watch the final , perhaps dady have already choose the winner.
  • Reply 6 of 23
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    [quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99:

    <strong>Well, at least she's not one of the Williams brothers. I'd rather have someone beat one of them instead of both of them playing each other.



    I have to cordially disagree with you. I think that women's tennis is normally far better to watch. Now it really isn't so because you have Penis and Serena who are just overpowering. The women's game is just better in my opinion. I'm not gonna say the men can't play some very entertaining matches, because I think the Henman matches (yes, I said matches because he will win Wimbledon this year), and also Rafter vs. Sampras last year was GREAT tennis.



    Oh, and Jennifer lost too. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Women's tennis used to be one moonball after another. In the 80's and 90's with Monica, Steffi, the Martina's, etc, it was a primarily baseline game. Graf and Navratilova were all court players, and that's why they did so well. Now it's all about the "big babes." It's even more-so a baseline game, too.



    The problem I have with womens tennis currently is that it's a minor league version of Agassi vs. Kafelnikov. That is, if you think Williams vs Mauresmo, or Capriati, or whoever else is good tennis, find a rerun of some Agassi vs. Kafelnikov match. They met in Aussie Open finals, US Open finals, etc not too long ago. It's a much better version of the same thing.



    Then there is the fact that a 64th in the world mens player can often come in as a wild card and even win a major. This really never happens in the womens draw. It's so predictable with the womens draw.
  • Reply 7 of 23
    I prefer women's tennis to men's. Men's tennis tends to have much less actual play because it's so serve-dominated. There's so much serve-return-winner. Women actually have longer sequences where they're playing.
  • Reply 8 of 23
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    Welcome to AI!

    Hey, come derry dol!





    I still like the women's side better, the Sisters aren't THAT dominant yet. If only Anna reached their level, and Hingis hadn't fallen apart.



    The men's draw-who are these guys?



    Jeff
  • Reply 9 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    What he said. Usually on the men's side you just have these guys who rack up aces, and the play is pretty uninteresting , no rallies. Sometimes that isn't true and it's good to see a few baseline rallies.



    That's true there do seem to be a lot more guys I've never heard of going deep. I think a lot of it is the young guys taking over from guys like Sampras & Agassi. Looked what happened to those 2 this Wimbledon. Pete loses first round (saw the match, he never looked as though he could beat the guy) and Andre out 2nd round. Also it really depends on the surface. Guys like Kuerten and Moya are really clay court/hard court specialists, so I never look for them to do too well at Wimbledon. It's not totally unheard of though if you follow tennis a bit. Hewitt vs. Henman definitely isn't a match of unknowns.



    Yeah, what happened to Hingis? She's got an injury now which I heard might end her career. Not only was she good, but good looking too. One thing about Anna that many people don't realize. When she was 16 she made it to the semifinals of Wimbledon and had some game. I don't know what happened...whether it was all these outside ventures that totally ruined her game or what? SHe says it's not a lack of desire and that she is still very much a TENNIS PLAYER before everything else. I believe she's still in the mixed doubles, don't know about doubles. She's has good results there.
  • Reply 10 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Oh, and it looks like Pat Rafter isn't gonna be back. That final was the shit last year. Pat is my dogg, I wanted him to win Wimbledon so badly.
  • Reply 11 of 23
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    I always liked Rafter, fun to watch and seemed like a cool guy. Goran Ivanisivic, too.



    I like Lindsay Davenport's game, when she's in shape she can match Venus and Serena pretty well. She seems really nice, but doesn't do much for the "heat" factor, though.



    The more I think about it, the more names come up that have sort of fallen by the wayside.



    Jeff



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  • Reply 12 of 23
    eat@meeat@me Posts: 321member
    Well Sister Act III with the Williams sisters are on now in the doubles match and they are grunting and groaning like mad. now, its in stereo.



    how utterly annoying .....
  • Reply 13 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Pat was awesome. Really should have won 2 Wimbledon titles. Great player, and really humble laid back down to earth kinda guy. His girl is hot too (or wife, I dunno). Tough as it always is....to see the player/teams I root for always come so close, yet don't ultimately win the whole thing.



    Well Henman fell sadly today to brat boy 5-7,1-6,5-7 in straight sets. I was disappointed that he didn't come out and play his best when the men's was clearly wide open for him. Sure Hewitt is #1 in the world, but still this was a great shot. That's 4 semis now he's reached, and I think a couple quarters before that. Oh well, at least Lucy Henman doesn't require a paper bag over her face like Kim Clijsters (or however you spell it), Lleyton Hewitt's gf. Is it me or does he just look like a f*ckin brat and also he's a bad sport.



    Sad day. I'm pissed. I'm angry. Britain is in mourning for their Timmy. Henman Hill shall become a desolate waste on the 2nd Sunday. Once again, we wait another year.
  • Reply 14 of 23
    [quote]Originally posted by eat@me:

    <strong>Well Sister Act III with the Williams sisters are on now in the doubles match and they are grunting and groaning like mad. now, its in stereo.



    how utterly annoying .....</strong><hr></blockquote>I wouldn't know, cause I ain't watchin'.



    - T.I.
  • Reply 15 of 23
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Nor will I be watching breakfast at Wimbledon tomorrow, unless I want to spew my breakfast all over the floor watching.



    Anna K. is still in the doubles.
  • Reply 16 of 23
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by The Installer:

    <strong>I wouldn't know, cause I ain't watchin'.



    - T.I.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    so do i, i wonder why ?
  • Reply 17 of 23
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    After seeing Tim Henman lose today it is clear that in future if the UK wishes to win they should fix the competition with a little "creative" umpiring.
  • Reply 18 of 23
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    [quote]Originally posted by Tom Bombadil:

    <strong>I prefer women's tennis to men's. Men's tennis tends to have much less actual play because it's so serve-dominated. There's so much serve-return-winner. Women actually have longer sequences where they're playing.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I guess that's your preference. I don't enjoy watching 6 foot tall women pound the ball back an forth from the baseline. . . I don't really enjoy watching men pound it from the baseline either.



    Wimbledon has always been about serve and volley. Short points. If you want to see long points, that's what the French Open is for.
  • Reply 19 of 23
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99:

    <strong>Justine Henin played a terrible match against Penis Williams, losing 3-6,2-6. Poor Justine, she was up 2-0 in the first set and just lost it from there. Very weak returns and sprayed a lot of balls . Just didn't play the type of game I felt she could've. It's even harder when you have to have to face a woman more masculine than those in the men's draw. Justine is much cuter though.



    GO MAURESMO!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Is that a deliberate spelling mistake of the Williams sisters name? I suppose it could spark alot of Tennis related innuendo, ball being sprayed and all.



  • Reply 20 of 23
    eat@meeat@me Posts: 321member
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

    <strong>



    Is that a deliberate spelling mistake of the Williams sisters name? I suppose it could spark alot of Tennis related innuendo, ball being sprayed and all.



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    penis williams! i laughed so hard, i blew beer through my nose! how very funny and original.



    that just sums it up, doesn't it.
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