Conspiracy Theories

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  • Reply 21 of 40
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by Stroszek:

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    I always thought there was something weird about that EmAn.



    [Edit: corrected a spelling error so that I wouldn't be bitchslapped...]



    [ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Stroszek ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    If only you knew everything...
  • Reply 22 of 40
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    My conspiracy theories:





    1# Peter Pan is a pedofile.



    2 # He uses heavy drugs.





    Just went to see Peter Pan and the return to the Island that doesn't exist (Il ritorno all'isola che non c'è, duh ZO, what's the English title??).



    So, this Peter's ex girl friend Wendy has turned back to England and got married to a British guy and has you know that normal stuff... husband, house, two kids and so on. now this Wendy still talks al lthe time about Peter.. her husband goes to war, at least he says so, when he goes away.. so Wendy talks and talks about Peter to her kids...



    Her daughter, Jane, is about 9 old and pre-pubertic. She takes some heavy drugs with some French guys "pirates" - must be something new.. well that wasn't LSD .. - now, with these French guys she goes to a tropical island - the same where Wendy had gone to a charter holiday when she eas younger and where she had med this rich pedofile British Peter.. and now, if Peter was already an adult when he was with Wendy, now he must be at least 50. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    Now these French guys don't use SO much drugs, they don't fly..



    Peter and the kids that live in his house fly all the time.. well, dunno, that's not LSD either.. now wait, how's this fairy girl called in English (ZO help, i mean Trilly) .. .Lucy?? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.. wooh .. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> ok so they take Jane to their home. Now this Peter's official girl, Lucy or how ever she's called, flies all the time... Jane doesn't want her to fly but practically she's about to die when she can't fly...



    Jane goes to see back these French guys.. Now wait, what Island is it? We don't have lions in Sicily so it must be in France ok.. so later she takes that stuff to fly .. bla bla bla.. goes back to Peter's place and has fun with him and the kids.. and the girl friend that makes everybody fly.. bla bla :cool: then she one day goes back home and everything ends as in the Hollywood movies = everything syrup.. thehe well Peter passes there before the husband of Jane turns .. bla bla ..



  • Reply 23 of 40
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Actually, I had the distinct impression that Mr. T = groverat.
  • Reply 24 of 40
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    My theory is that AI was created to supress people's urges to spread political and philosophical disention. Everybody with a theory simply shares and discusses it on here instead of doing other things like shaking up the system ETC.
  • Reply 25 of 40
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    ...like shaking up the system?



    hey, i had to restart my mac today... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 26 of 40
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong>...like shaking up the system?



    hey, i had to restart my mac today... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Don't say that too loudly or they'll be coming for you. They already know of your raunchy E-cards.



    :eek:
  • Reply 27 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

    <strong>yeah peve, i've heard that thing about the rats before but that aint as wierd as this one...



    a guy in german theorised that you are the only person who truly exisists! (believe me this explination is good)

    on his grounds for example,



    i leviathan am the only 'real' person in the universe. in fact the universe, space and time, were all created to amuse me.

    any person i meet only exists when i am conscious of them and as soon as this conscious is lost they cease to exist.

    my 'friends' are not real either - they mearly exist on a more frequent basis as it is my descion to allow it, and so forth..





    if you actually think about this in depth it is quite cool, but also quite scary

    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    this reminds me of my own little trippy theory. i am a rock, somewhere on earth (or another planet/universe) which is extremely bored. i'm pretty sure, based on my own baseless conjecture, that i am near or in a river. so anyway, as a rock, i decided to create this consciousness, and conceived of "people", "god", and all "kinds" of things to cure my boredom. kind of like what you fkae people might refer to as a dream, but unending. everything that happens is just me (the rock) imagining it happening, and relating it to the main consciousness (me, the fake person). its a really easy way to explain some of fireside's scarier topics (like macroevolution, religion, and existentialism), becuase its all just my (the rock's) creativity. [note: i dont mean to associate my theory in any way with `the rock` the rasler.]



    the scariest part of this theory, is, when tripping, i sometimes get the idea to prove it, by killing myself (fake person), and therefore awakening my (the rock's) dream. that's when the fake people/friends around me (the person) have to distract my real thoughts, and talk me (fake person) into re-believing in all this fakeness. hmmmm, we (fake person&rock) better lay off the 'cid for a while. we're getting scared.



    [ 09-08-2002: Message edited by: thuh Freak ]</p>
  • Reply 28 of 40
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    My cousin is a God.



    I don't know how far she will go in the life because she discovered she's God when she was 17.



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 29 of 40
    ok mutalibicca.....



    does she know the meaning of life yet?
  • Reply 30 of 40
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

    <strong>ok mutalibicca.....



    does she know the meaning of life yet?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Uh? U made a typo



    Is that "life" and "experience" = being over 40 or something?



    I suspect there is no life after 30... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 31 of 40
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    Everyone keep in mind that conspiracy theories involve two or more people...hence conspiring...so unless that gay kid was conspiring with his imaginary friend/the voice in his head, then that one ain't a conspiracy theory. Or a conspiracy law (proven theory=law, no?)



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 32 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by Spart:

    <strong>Everyone keep in mind that conspiracy theories involve two or more people...hence conspiring...so unless that gay kid was conspiring with his imaginary friend/the voice in his head, then that one ain't a conspiracy theory. Or a conspiracy law (proven theory=law, no?)



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Perhaps the kid was conspiring with the younger kid in his underwear to be gay?



    Conspiracy law... lol, i'm going to have to start using that phrase. It's a nice one!
  • Reply 33 of 40
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

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    Uh? U made a typo

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Don't take it personally, Leviathun is forever refering to me as Vargus.
  • Reply 34 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by Vargas:

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    Don't take it personally, Leviathun is forever refering to me as Vargus.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    i believe that all conspiracy theories are created by individuals or groups of individuals with a secret agenda.
  • Reply 35 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by running with scissors:

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    i believe that all conspiracy theories are created by individuals or groups of individuals with a secret agenda.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    and my secret agenda is what exactly?



    by the way varg' if u want me to start calling you vargass it can be arranged
  • Reply 36 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

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    and my secret agenda is what exactly?



    by the way varg' if u want me to start calling you vargass it can be arranged</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I don't want to arrange anything with you that sounds anything like ass.
  • Reply 37 of 40
  • Reply 38 of 40
    Quote:

    Originally posted by running with scissors:

    <strong>5{nally posted by leviathan:

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    and my secret agenda is what exactly?

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    i guess my sense of humor is totally missed by you, my friend. maybe i should have posted with a smiley, that would have let you know that i was being funny.



    oh, and by the way, the meaning of life is 42.



    [ 09-10-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ][/QB]



    I hear that Leviathun's secret aganda is so secret not even he is privy to it's contents.
  • Reply 39 of 40
    yes i knew u were being funny, apparently u missed my reply which was not supposed to be taken seriously



    42 eh? always thought it was 69



    and yes vargus, u do know my secret agenda - i did see you routing through my filing cabinet on an autumn evening last year!
  • Reply 40 of 40
    [quote]Originally posted by leviathan:

    <strong>yes i knew u were being funny, apparently u missed my reply which was not supposed to be taken seriously



    42 eh? always thought it was 69



    and yes vargus, u do know my secret agenda - i did see you routing through my filing cabinet on an autumn evening last year!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    But all I found was a piece of paper saying "fear the Perryn".



    Dammit, when will you learn, Leviathun, You of all people should know that Tommy Gunn only fights in the ring!
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